The only body of land/territory in the known universe to ever get the shit kicked out of it by Mexico. face it texas, its a fact. And by the way, as far as your little slogan "dont mess with texas!", sorry scumbags but we already did. It was called the Civil War and you got owned. Again, its a fact.
by irvinesucks January 22, 2009
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Get the texas sucks mug.A pathetic state in the U.S., an embarrassment really, that CANNOT CECEED FROM THE U.S. the way they always like to mouth off that they can. If they were to ever try it the U.S. military would stomp the shit out of them in about 24 hours at most. I dont know what their so fuckin proud of, and I wish they would shut up.
I'd like to see those stupid texans try and ceceed from The Union. It would be fun to see the U.S. Military take their pathetic texas asses back to the stone age!
by irvinesucks December 29, 2007
Get the texas mug.Big big money to a texan. Half the amount the same jobs pay in California, New York, Chicago and all the other modern cities pay.
Hey i'm a texan and I make twelve bucks an hour! Lucky for the rest of the country that i am far too stupid to go elsewhere and earn twice the amount for the same job! I'll just stay in texas and someday I'll make fifteen bucks an hour just like a big city millionaire!
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