Definitions by invalidrecord

whack one out 

The act/art of masturbating.

BOSS "Man the sales girls are hot"
SALES MANAGER "Don't whack one out in the office, there are cameras!"
--------
"Wow that Mischa Bartons so hot I cant look at her without wanting to whack one out"

whack one out by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

premature emancipation 

When someone has left their parental home but is incapable or unwilling to be self sufficient and depends on their parents for financial aid.

t "Did you hear Johns parents are bailing him out AGAIN!"
j "Yeah man he needs treatment for premature emancipation"

premature emancipation by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

two boiled eggs in a handkerchief 

A term used to describe the ideal look for a tight ass.

j "Boy does Shakira have a cute ass!"
t "Yeah man its two boiled eggs in a handkerchief alright!"

two boiled eggs in a handkerchief by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

ymtw 

Your more than welcome

thanks for fixing my noob code!
ymtw!

ymtw by invalidrecord August 21, 2008