invalidrecord's definitions

sarcometer

sarcometer: A unit of measurement used to indicate sarcasm. (usually represented on the internet with keiki_ dots......)

Man invalidrecord pushed that joke way to far last night, It was a full five sarcometers!!

by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

whack one out

The act/art of masturbating.

BOSS "Man the sales girls are hot"
SALES MANAGER "Don't whack one out in the office, there are cameras!"
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"Wow that Mischa Bartons so hot I cant look at her without wanting to whack one out"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

tworon

A person who continual posts annoying and or stupid twitter updates, or who gets sucked in buy twitter schemes.

Did you hear about that new buy followers scheme. I signed up last night!

You fucking tworon

by invalidrecord July 6, 2009

do 'em dry

The act of sexually penetrating someone in such a way as to cause physical pain.

BOSS "Man the sales team are under performing this month"
SALES MANAGER "Dont worry I'm going to do 'em dry till they reach their targets"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009