blowtox

When a person has had so much cum on their face that it no longer moves when they smile.

james: Did you see that bukakke movie the other night?
john: yeah man that chick got blowtox alright!

by invalidrecord June 28, 2009

sarcometer

sarcometer: A unit of measurement used to indicate sarcasm. (usually represented on the internet with keiki_ dots......)

Man invalidrecord pushed that joke way to far last night, It was a full five sarcometers!!

by invalidrecord July 06, 2009

ymtw

Your more than welcome

thanks for fixing my noob code!
ymtw!

by invalidrecord July 27, 2008

whack one out

The act/art of masturbating.

BOSS "Man the sales girls are hot"
SALES MANAGER "Don't whack one out in the office, there are cameras!"
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"Wow that Mischa Bartons so hot I cant look at her without wanting to whack one out"

by invalidrecord June 28, 2009