Brianized

When Brian makes your beverage and your intended level of intoxication is about a four billion on a sliding scale from one to ten...

"Hey, how was work?"
"It was rough."
"Want to get brianized?"
"Hell yeah."

by instrumentoffear June 09, 2009

Dissever

Dissever is a different kind of rock/metal band out of Homestead FL. Originally formed by brothers Brian and Billy Jenkins, the band spent years trying out different vocalist, bassists, and guitarists before solidifying themselves as a four piece with Anthony Beaulieu on bass and Eddy Torres on vocals. Combining elements of classic rock, metal, industrial sounds, inventive song structures, and technicality. The band prides themselves on writing music they want to hear and what they feel works-instead of following the pack-allowing each song to have its own unique sound and style.

"What are you listening to?"
"The new Dissever EP."

by instrumentoffear June 09, 2009

Anihilasted

When you are drunk to the point that people are going to have to explain to you what is going on right now when you see them next.

How can you drink so much vodka and not pass out?

I don't know, but I'm freaking anihilasted!

by instrumentoffear May 15, 2009

Debrotion

To take from one the brotherly position previously given. To demote a bro.

"How come you're not at the Terminator Salvation premier with the gang?"
"I broke up with Christian's sister so he gave me a debrotion."

by instrumentoffear May 30, 2009

Art of Kyle Willis

A multi-talented, self-taught, motivated freelance artist from South Florida who specializes in portraits in ball point pen.

Where did you get that print of Hunter S. Thompson?!

I bought it online from Art of Kyle Willis

by instrumentoffear November 08, 2011

Snap off a Deuce

The act of defecation. Taking a crap. Shitting. The Deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to "snap it off" is to excrete it.

Come on into the theater, I got the tickets!

Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.

by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009

petarded

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.

"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"

by instrumentoffear March 24, 2009