inkdrinker's definitions

told

To be put in one's place, whether in the form of a humiliating insult, beating, or other form of defeat.

"Oh, you came in here all arrogant, but you got TOLD!"

by inkdrinker April 24, 2003

Kool-aid

n., One's love or sex interest.

alternately used as:
"all up in my Kool-Aid," meaning "interested."

When Bob was hitting on this girl I met at the bar, I told him, "dude, get the hell out my Kool-Aid."

"So she was all up in my Kool-Aid, right? I just HAD to get some of that."

by inkdrinker June 28, 2003

BRB FBI

Literally, the inkdrinker-coined "BRB FBI" stands for "be right back; federal bureau of investigation." The implication is that something one has just mentioned is illegal and that the FBI are at the door. Many variants of it are popular at YTMND.

"So how old is your girlfriend anyway?"
"Just 15. Oh shi - BRB FBI."

by inkdrinker November 27, 2005

draft dodger

One who avoids mandatory military service by leaving the country or securing a questionable deferrment.

GW Bush used his dad's connections to get into the Texas Air National Guard during Vietnam (and subsequently went AWOL.) Therefore, he is a draft dodger.

by inkdrinker December 26, 2003

most beast

Very good, impressive, etc

"You should have made it to the concert last night! It was most beast!"

by inkdrinker January 16, 2004

in Soviet Russia

Popularized by Russian comic Yakov Smirnoff - degenerated into internet cliche.
If, in America, x does y to z, in Soviet Russia, z does y to x.

In Soviet Russia, words define YOU!

by inkdrinker June 30, 2004

best girl

Old slang (dating at least as far back as 1927) meaning "girlfriend." Preferable in some ways for implying that she's not the only girlfriend, just your best.

"I was necking at the drive-in with my best girl."

by inkdrinker January 16, 2004