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the art or practice of creating harmonious bowels that enhance the balance of yin and yang by defecating immediately following a meal.
I ate so much Chinese food, but after dropping a duece my dung shui was restored.
by Mike Arnhaid December 26, 2009
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n. The process of studious, careful selection a dog performs to decide the exact perfect location for it to defecate; commonly including a combination of sniffing and pacing over a given stretch of ground multiple times.
Dog owner: "Cripes, Spot. I'm late for work! Finish up with your dung shui! I gotta go.
by imppress January 15, 2019
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