Definitions by ilookmarvlus

Recognition 

This is an alternative meaning of the word. With emphasis on the " REE" long 'e'. In this instance it refers to someone who repeats the same questions, conspiracy theories and jokes over and over and over ad nauseum.

Sheila: Randy can't take a hint! I keep telling him I won't come to his house to see his collection if antique Unix terminals but he asks me about it every 5 minutes.
Joe: Sorry Sheila, he means well but he got a mental condition called RECOGNITION. So the same ideas just keep popping up over and over and over.

Recognition by ilookmarvlus March 25, 2013

Satan's Air Biscuits 

Particularly loud and noticable flatuance accompanied by the strong and lingering smell of decay and sulfer.

Wooo, I really brought a case of Satan's Air Biscuits home today. If you try you can almost smell the black beans from my lunch-time burrito.

Satan's Air Biscuits by ilookmarvlus December 17, 2012

mittpicker 

a person who spouts specious, inane and trivial trivial political rhetoric.

a mitwit who repeats the "party line" regardless or whether or not it has any bearing, meaning, logic or value.

That guy's just another mittpicker, incapable of putting together a logical cogent thought!

mittpicker by ilookmarvlus July 27, 2012

Support Clown 

Those unreachable and not understandable people your company hires to perform mission critical systems supoort in a location so far away it would take a hot air baloon and 40 days to get there.

I called tech support three times today and kept getting the same support clown. Every time I did what he asked I could swear I heard a horn honking and wind whistle.

Support Clown by ilookmarvlus March 14, 2012

Boot Cut Panties 

A style of underwear worn by country gals under their daisy dukes.

Say Dora May, ain't these new boot cut panties the sweetest? The color matches my red Tony Lamas and they accent my long horn tramp stamp perfectly!

Boot Cut Panties by ilookmarvlus February 19, 2012

Bladder Blocker 

A bladder blocker is one of those ner do well friends and associates who seem to think that it's welcome and approrprate to intercept you need to urinate and they stop you outside the bathroom door at the worst possible moment.

Related to: Dump Blocker

What's with that butthead, everytime I have the urge he has to bladder block me!

Freaking Bladder Blocker! Next time I'm just going to smile and pee on his foot how's that for warm and fuzzy!

Bladder Blocker by ilookmarvlus January 6, 2012

Gorish 

Adjective: To rudely impune someone's character or deeds...

When she claimed all Al wanted was a "Happy Ending", she was ever so Gorish!

Gorish by ilookmarvlus July 25, 2010