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Oral Turgidity

Oral Turgidity is a condition that affects certain public and political persons such as Donald Trump. The condition is manifested through constant failure to put together a rational cogent statement, identifying opponents using childish nicknames, meandering confabulated statements and made up terms such as Covfefe.
Donald Trump suffeers from oral turgidity. He said “I will build a great wall—and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me—and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”
by ilookmarvlus September 24, 2019
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Telepathetic

When you answer the phone and know the other persons a loser!
I knew you were going to call loser becuase I'm telepathetic!
by ilookmarvlus March 9, 2010
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Jestation Period

The indeterminate period of time time between reading a pun and getting the joke.
I was reading that bad white boards were unremarkable and then about 30 seconds later the jestation period expired.
by ilookmarvlus January 16, 2021
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lactotarian

Lactotarian. Someone who lives primarily on breast milk, with the occasional chocolate donut.
I'm so sorry, I can't eat vegan, I am a lactotarian.
by ilookmarvlus June 10, 2024
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Gorish

Adjective: To rudely impune someone's character or deeds...
When she claimed all Al wanted was a "Happy Ending", she was ever so Gorish!
by ilookmarvlus July 25, 2010
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Urinal Toe

What happens to old men who wear sandals and public rest rooms...
Man I was just in the men's bathroom and there was at least 2 old men in sandal splashing all over their feet. But I hear Urinal Toe is good for athlete's feet.
by ilookmarvlus July 31, 2018
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Infurinated

The feeling that Donald Trump experiences when someone asks him about the infamous pee tapes or about his association with Jefferey Epstein.
The Donald was simply infurinated when the protestor at his rally was showing the photo of him and his buddy Jeff Epstein. I find this so infurinating!
by ilookmarvlus July 8, 2019
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