ilookmarvlus's definitions

Satan's Air Biscuits

Particularly loud and noticable flatuance accompanied by the strong and lingering smell of decay and sulfer.

Wooo, I really brought a case of Satan's Air Biscuits home today. If you try you can almost smell the black beans from my lunch-time burrito.

by ilookmarvlus December 17, 2012

trumphoon

Followers and devotees to Donald Trump and his Make America Great philosophy. A person who vehemently espouses the denigrating views and oral tripe that mark Trump's campaign rhetoric.

Donald Trump is an Asshat and every one of his followers is a Trumphoon.

by ilookmarvlus May 30, 2016

poach and release

The practice of fishing through documents, websites and prior presentations for material to copy into new documents, websites and presentations.

I have to get this new training program done. Since I really don't know the materials I'm going to have to poach and release in order to get this done!

by ilookmarvlus July 15, 2016

Feedschadenfreude

The feeling of satisfaction knowing that your response to a Facebook or Twitter post is the most appropriate, correct and complete response.

I responded to the post right away and many others simply parroted my response. I felt such Feedschadenfreude.

by ilookmarvlus April 2, 2021

Jestation Period

The indeterminate period of time time between reading a pun and getting the joke.

I was reading that bad white boards were unremarkable and then about 30 seconds later the jestation period expired.

by ilookmarvlus January 16, 2021

Antiskeptic

Someone who attempts to correct the ultra right’s mistake in an orange-skinned demigod.

I antiskeptic so I don’t believe in the least that he’s as pious and blessed as her claims.

by ilookmarvlus October 6, 2024

Dvorak Constant

A measure of insufferable behavior. The constant (DC) is the resulting value where you describe a persons ego or ID as being equal (=), to their ability to listen (I for Input), divided (/) by their ability to bloviate (O for Output times (*) your exposure to that person in seconds (ts). The formula is therefore ID=I/O*ts... get it IDIOTS...?

Trumps Dvorak Constant is almost immeasurable! His DC is reaching absurd levels of stupidity!

by ilookmarvlus May 30, 2018