27 definitions by ilookmarvlus
by ilookmarvlus July 01, 2019
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I am suffering from immense trumptigue. Every tweet he and his trumphoons send, every lie they make just compounds the emotional and psychological lethargy I feel.
by ilookmarvlus July 01, 2020
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Man I was just in the men's bathroom and there was at least 2 old men in sandal splashing all over their feet. But I hear Urinal Toe is good for athlete's feet.
by ilookmarvlus July 31, 2018
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Those unreachable and not understandable people your company hires to perform mission critical systems supoort in a location so far away it would take a hot air baloon and 40 days to get there.
I called tech support three times today and kept getting the same support clown. Every time I did what he asked I could swear I heard a horn honking and wind whistle.
by ilookmarvlus February 07, 2012
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Oral Turgidity is a condition that affects certain public and political persons such as Donald Trump. The condition is manifested through constant failure to put together a rational cogent statement, identifying opponents using childish nicknames, meandering confabulated statements and made up terms such as Covfefe.
Donald Trump suffeers from oral turgidity. He said “I will build a great wall—and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me—and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”
by ilookmarvlus September 24, 2019
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by ilookmarvlus March 09, 2010
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