by ilookmarvlus December 31, 2022
A measure of insufferable behavior. The constant (DC) is the resulting value where you describe a persons ego or ID as being equal (=), to their ability to listen (I for Input), divided (/) by their ability to bloviate (O for Output times (*) your exposure to that person in seconds (ts). The formula is therefore ID=I/O*ts... get it IDIOTS...?
by ilookmarvlus April 25, 2018
A bladder blocker is one of those ner do well friends and associates who seem to think that it's welcome and approrprate to intercept you need to urinate and they stop you outside the bathroom door at the worst possible moment.
Related to: Dump Blocker
Related to: Dump Blocker
What's with that butthead, everytime I have the urge he has to bladder block me!
Freaking Bladder Blocker! Next time I'm just going to smile and pee on his foot how's that for warm and fuzzy!
Freaking Bladder Blocker! Next time I'm just going to smile and pee on his foot how's that for warm and fuzzy!
by ilookmarvlus January 05, 2012
Those unreachable and not understandable people your company hires to perform mission critical systems supoort in a location so far away it would take a hot air baloon and 40 days to get there.
I called tech support three times today and kept getting the same support clown. Every time I did what he asked I could swear I heard a horn honking and wind whistle.
by ilookmarvlus February 07, 2012
by ilookmarvlus March 10, 2010
The feeling that Donald Trump experiences when someone asks him about the infamous pee tapes or about his association with Jefferey Epstein.
The Donald was simply infurinated when the protestor at his rally was showing the photo of him and his buddy Jeff Epstein. I find this so infurinating!
by ilookmarvlus July 09, 2019
Dumbmorphins are an unnaturally occurring hormone found in the blood stream of the ALT Right, the Proud Boys, 1%s, Qanon followers and other miserable excuses for human beings.
I can't believe the high level of dumbmorphins found in bloodstreams of people like Josh Hawley , Ted Cruz and Lauren Boebert.
by ilookmarvlus March 10, 2021