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Counter-troll

The light blue blog on wordpress, the blogspot presence, InsaneJournal and the tumblr blog is known for investigative reporting and effectively countering Encyclopedia Dramatica and Fandom Wank as An Eye In Shadows is the art of the trolling techniques that I was known for in chatrooms such as the handle-sharing prank in Firefly.com. Both these blogs whamline twitter tweets as they're both rigged to twitter. The two blogs in combination invoke heated twitter wars where combination of the r-word, guinea, and other nasty insults get tossed in retorts. Jenna Jameson is noted for this on twitter in recent years. The trolls that I had to deal with stemmed from LJDrama, SomethingAwful, Fandom Wank, and the libtard shit stabbers who lurked on shocklines, HorrorWorld, Fangoria, and DreadCentral. Joseph Locke decided to troll me on Shoggoth in the mid-era of the website as I took a hard swipe at him getting paid for whacking off on the Buffyverse and a coded swipe from a contributor on Robert Bloch's Psychos where I don't mention his name in the book but the page count where his story runs and ends. When he realized I was talking about him and noted he was getting paid for killing it on fanfiction novels he was pissed. (Look up kill on a prison slang website and you will see the term.)
TwilightSucks board, "We seen a thread from a VampireFreaks user from a cult that this one is also a part of as she invoked a well public fight between him and the board as he came in as his controversial house pen name that took a swipe at Black Death Books owner for pirating his five year plan in print."

The others , "Son of a bitch -- he fucking blogged about us as he was mocking us playing the game of counter-troll. Turns out he wrote the book on the subject as he has a fierce reputation of getting into it with Encyclopedia Dramatica."

TwilghtSucks is known for Gosh Darn Dang It To Heck filtering of strong language so the double homicide taunts as Mars Defden became the subject of notorious writer of the collective nightmare to writers of Slash fanfiction. He knew where to hit with the insults without coming off as anti-Semitic.

He almost pulled out "Blood on the Water" taunt as that became the rally for the small press publishers to beatdown David Boyer. He wasn't going to go to a lawyer to sic him he was ready to take a road trip to Boyer's House drag him out into the street then do a Cabrini Green style beatdown. Someone who was in his circle noted the early era chase and label grab of the thug in Sept. of 1995.
by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018
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Projectile Nut Shot

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.
What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.
by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018
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brick

A FanFiction.net or Archive of our Own based full length pseudo-novel with the casual copyright infringement taken to epic levels; i.e. getting celebrated for lifting video game properties, established films with current copyright laws still in effect, lifting characters from literary sources not in Public Domain, or from other media properties. i.e. 100,000 and 200,000 word counts of copyright infringement that would leave Brian Lumley beyond torqued when he sees it.
I guess those regulars producing "bricks" never read about the debacle Stephen Glass invoked or Another Hope as this one torqued Lucasfilm and George Lucas himself. Getting their backs patted over it ala the regulars on Fandom_Wank when they got busted by the writer behind An Eye In Shadows and publisher of The Ethereal Gazette.
by illinoishorrorman February 14, 2018
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Weiner's Circle

Hot dog joint in Chicago known for the mutual double homicide combat between patrons and employees. I had gone there in 2012 and held my own with with the barbs as Poochie didn't cuss that day -- the CBS show The Great Indoors had a character brought in there unknowingly aware of the mutual woof ticket profanity thrown at each other as Poochie herself appeared on the episode (that would got past the censors if they had the real Poochie.)

If you're from Utah you might have your virgin ears reamed. What ever you do, for the love of God don't fucking ask for a Chocolate Shake and don't put ketchup on a hot dog in eye shot. If you don't believe me about the attitude; look up their twitter as they have the staff giving the bird.
Rockaway, New Jersey tourist in Chicago, "Where is somewhere around here to eat?"
Local -- if you can handle the mutual double homicide combat there's a hot dog joint called Weiner's Circle
Rockaway Tourist, "Okay I will check it out."
Walking in and orders a hot dog, then someone in the line orders a chocolate shake.

The tourist wishing she had some brain bleach as she heard them insult her with reference to a Nuclear Power Plant reference.
by illinoishorrorman January 21, 2018
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Slum-Dutchess

The female version of slumlord -- the see the reference up male and female Lordship in the UK and Landlord who makes a profit off not fixing the apartment. Usually a Karen who is xenophobic and wouldn't understand who lives paycheck-to-paycheck. Often MO of them is a bit of a golddigger too.
That Slum-Dutchess got educated from a Diploma Mill and tapped a vanity press to make herself seem legit but when noticed she had been raised in a Sundown Town and chased out of Joliet.
by illinoishorrorman April 22, 2022
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white_serpent

Another high profile member of Fandom_Wank that zeroed in on Cassandra Claire during her fanfiction years; she didn't like being confronted by the man behind The Fandom Writer as she coined him a "psychotic asshole" when she realized she was put on the spot on LiveJournal. As she's known to make J.K. Rowling's established characters into donut punchers and peter puffers. Also known as "Avocado" on FanFiction.net as she's part of what they've known as the Carnivorous Wolves of Fandom Wank. Encyclopedia Dramatica was her alleged journalistic source along with co-hort Mindset so he took direct aim at the latter because she was in striking distance.
The community on journalfen.net had the character known as White_Serpent as Fanlore.org pointed out an alleged "Plagiarism" incident that occurred on FanFiction.net where Cassandra Claire was a key figure. What she was doing was a form of hypocrisy when she lifted characters from J. K. Rowling as Brian Lumley according to his copyright page is casual copyright infringement aka plagiarism which The Fandom Writer took a hard swipe at before becoming a published author. An Eye In Shadows according to White_Serpent was an empty threat until it showed up in one incarnation on lulu.com -- TheBookPatch version was revised for historic accuracy of the era. I think the pseudo-journalistic twat should gone after David Boyer of the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair as he lifted from original fiction writers and the fannish counterparts.
by illinoishorrorman February 16, 2018
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the light blue blog

It's the nickname of An Author's Blog during the 2012-2014 era; it's the blog of the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette that does in depth investigative journalism that goes further than some of the major news sources. The noted blog entries "King James Only Examined," "Faustian Bargain," "I Don't Understand (This World)" and "Lying Bastards All Around," then noted for coining Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair as he was scammed by the serial plagiarist in the HWA and SFWA in 2007 then finding out about it in 2010 around Halloween. Noted for being home on WordPress.com.
The noted blog of the writer of An Eye In Shadows that paired with Tumblr been prone to engage in Twitter and LiveJournal gangups as seen them in the comments on his own blog, the re-emergence of the blog became noted as the light blue blog that took aim at Anderson Cooper when he was feuding with Smashing Pumpkins lead singer and fellow Glendale Heights notable. Candid life meets in depth reporting as he's often telling the truth at the expense of the rest of the factions of the genre industry busting their corrupt politics. Noted in 2007-2008 to coin Piss Blogger when addressing blogtrolls on YouTube as he saw Something Awful lifting his senior picture as the joke "Hogwarts School of Tabloid and Investigative Journalists" was born from it. He uses documentaries found on youtube to give his investigative entries more venom -- "King James Only Examined" and "Scaring People For Al Time" are the two that caught the most wind for being extremely investigative. His introduction to Buzzfeed was an expose of a former Cradle of Filth backing vocalist suggesting she needed to educate herself further before saying something out of ignorance.
by illinoishorrorman May 5, 2018
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