46 definitions by icwish

Someone who preaches quitting bad habits and cannot quite themselves.
Bob is such a hypoquit, he told me to stop smoking and I see him puffing like a chimney.
by icwish November 12, 2009
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Andrew: "MJ brought the whole world together."

Ian: "Yeah man, One Glove!'
by icwish June 26, 2009
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When LeBron James and Shaquille O'Neal are on the same team.
Shaq just got traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers to play with LeBron James. Now that team has LeShaq
by icwish June 25, 2009
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After seeing his friend on AIM for the first time in months, Harry IM'ed him "Long time no type."
by icwish August 1, 2010
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When Jews reunite after not seeing each other for a long time.
Gary, Josh, and Jake went to their middle school Rejewnion at Bicultural.
by icwish November 16, 2009
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When you fly somewhere for a girl and get rejected.
Jake flew down to Miami to make love to Samantha and found out she just liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from JetBlue Balls that weekend.
by icwish December 27, 2010
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