Nobituary

When you stop smoking cigarettes you can write your Nobituary.

Rob stopped smoking cigarettes so he can write his Nobituary and not his Obituary

by icwish September 28, 2009

Carcinogenerous

When you offer someone a cigarette.

"Thanks for being so carcinogenerous! I'll write my nobituary some other time.

by icwish September 28, 2009

Yappetite

How badly you’d like to speak.

Debbie has an insatiable yappetite, no matter how much she speaks, it’s never enough.

by icwish July 14, 2024

Stoption

A stop sign that realistically should be a slow down or yield.

All the stop signs in our neighborhood should really just be stoptions.

by icwish January 06, 2022

Freefill

A free refill.

"I love fountain soda, and more importantly, I love Freefills!"

by icwish May 31, 2009

The Knock on Wood Card

The Knock on Wood Card is a wooden card that's perfect to knock on if you don't have any other wood around.

Ian "I've never gotten a speeding ticket. Knock on Wood...wait there's no wood around!"
Jed "Oh yes there is, check out The Knock on Wood Card!"
Ian "That's dope, thanks Jed!"

by icwish October 11, 2009

Digivangelist

Someone who always spreads information digitally. Think about bloggers, tweeters, facebookers, etc...

Pete Cashmore is a Digivangelist

by icwish July 13, 2009