kicking off

To start a fight.

When I called them wankers they started kicking off.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

CheeseGuard

This is the male foreskin.

Before she could kiss my bell end she had to pull back the CheeseGuard TM.

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

arse grapes

Piles.

My arse grapes are playing me up.

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003

shit shunter

Homo-erectus; faggot.

The group identified 'gaylord' and 'nancy-boy' as meaning homosexual, but did not come up with more creative terms such as 'shit shunter' or 'trouser browser', much to my chagrin.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

Bang

She bangs like a shithouse door when the plague's in town.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

twazzbag

An idiot, fool or buffoon.

He was a complete twazzbag!

by Ian Chode August 07, 2006

jolly

A day out from work, ostensibly on some kind of work-based mission but actually just going for a laugh.

We went to the National Gallery to do some research - that was nice little jolly!

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003