ian chode's definitions

anal canal

The bodily orifice that something shoved up the ass goes into.
Note the slightly forced pronunciation here to get the rhyme.

Fabs took it up the anal canal like a man.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

doppy

A person, usually female, who although lovely might be a bit naive or absent-minded.

Holly is wonderful, but she's a bit doppy!

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

cherry

Virginity. Like a balloon, in that it only takes one prick and it's gone.

I popped her cherry! Hard!

by Ian Chode January 10, 2007

fudge fumbler

A bakelite blowhole boy. Faggot.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

cock commando

A homosexual male, especially of a domineering nature.

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003

Swaddie

A person from Swadlincote, Derbyshire, England.

He was a right Swaddie.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

bell sack

The scrotum or ball bag.

Squeeze my bell sack until it goes DING!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003