ian's definitions

dirty pepe

A player on Halo 2 that thinks he's amazing with the sniper rifle, but really just gets owned by players such as Weedy McWeed and MM Takedown.

Dirty Pepe: Guys let me get the sniper, you will benefit from it.
Us: Ok fine lets see the killing
Dirty Pepe (5 seconds later): Guys I died, they have my sniper rifle now.

by Ian February 21, 2005

fonzerific

a word used when describing someone or something of extreme coolness

the origins of this word

first said by the much loved ian on the dcemu forums

it has spread worldwide like wild fire in just over a year

skynet is fonzerific

yo, man, your ride is fonzerific

by ian April 21, 2005

Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne

In Cricket when a bowler is having a rather poor over, being hit for six or four every ball, ie smacked out of the ground. This is often refered to as being 'Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne'.
(Also used in computer game cricket game Brian Lara)

This saying comes from ex-footballer & ex-"manager" plus recovering alcoholic & wife beater Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne, who used to hit Sheryl about a bit.

"Ah man three sixes & two fours off that over, you're being Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne!"

by Ian February 7, 2006

fret

angry,pissed; adj.

I can't believe he did that, i'm so fret!

by Ian April 4, 2003

kreddy

Someone who smokes weed everyday, drinks rum all the time and thinks they're a pirate.

" yo, that kid's baked to shit."
"fucking kreddy."

by Ian April 6, 2005

splunge

An (say in heroic voice)<U>Underwear Smoothie</U>

Man do I need a nice cold splunge.

by Ian September 25, 2003

jolly muncher

Someone who tends to smoke more than his/her portion of a spliff.

a 'jolly muncher' is extremely familiar with phrases like "shit, sorry mate" or "I completely forgot" however it is advised that these apologies fall on deaf ears as their reluctance/refusal to actually buy any weed at all is remarkably unfaltering.

"shit, did you want any of that spliff?" "too late now isn't it? Nice one jolly muncher"

by ian April 4, 2005