NIA

Navy Issue Ass

This is the extra-large ass that seamen, particularly females, are issued in tech school in the US Navy.

The wide load sign, flashers, reflectors, and backup signal neccesary for the safe transport of an NIA are not issued and must be purchased by the individual seaman.

"Man, that girl would be cute if she didn't have that NIA!"

"None of my civilian clothes fit since I got my NIA."

"The NIA may be used as a floatation device."

by Ian November 17, 2005

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Bambi

One who is paralyzed and ineffectual, usually with fear or anxiety, at a time of crisis or danger. Refers to the tendency of a deer to freeze and stare at an oncoming car, resulting in death and disaster.

The President just sat there reading My Pet Goat,like Bambi caught in the headlights, and the terrorists tripled the amount of time they had to attack America.

by Ian December 07, 2004

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Dhali Llama

1. One who is abnormally smart or knowledgeable
2. A person who is respected and worshipped by EVERYONE
3. An ambassador from the god-beings of the nation of Parhoove

Let's ask the Dhali Llama our question because he's brilliant and knows everything and is superior to all living things in the universe.

by Ian January 25, 2004

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