stem

Someone who appears not to have a head at all. Misses all jokes and is beyond blond.
Cedric, you STEM!
by Ian January 21, 2004
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toolpusher

The head of the drilling crew on an oil or gas rig. What began as a joke name for the man in charge of the equipment is now an official term for the leadership position.
That old toolpusher has been riding my ass all day about painting those stairs.
by Ian May 04, 2004
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half cut

Being fairly buzzed, but not quite drunk.
I was only half cut so I was able to get away from the cops. I can't feel my penis.
by Ian January 20, 2004
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Arabian Sand Goggles

Placing ones testicles over the eye-lids of another.
Ian proceeded to shade the sun from Jason's eyes by giving him the Arabian sand Goggles
by Ian March 11, 2004
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Chode

Just a cherry helmet surrounded by foliage. No fun at all.
I went to savour his cherry delight but got a nose-full of foliage an a chode for what might!
by Ian November 20, 2003
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shed head

One whose head is as organised as a garden shed, ie full of any old crap!! A very forgetful or stupid person.
What do you mean you forgot the house keys you shed head
by Ian May 07, 2005
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dookie

I gotta do a dookie

Im gonna listen to dookie
by Ian March 15, 2003
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