by IAN April 13, 2004

Suzy: "Josh f'ing railroaded me right off the bed last night! I almost broke my platella from the fall."
by Ian February 11, 2005

Secretary of Defense under G.W. presidency. The stooge that defended the lack of armor on US tanks in Iraq by saying "...uh... you can have all the armor in the world on a tank... and... that tank can still be blown up."
Alan Colmes: Donald Rumsfeld is a disgrace.
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!
by Ian May 13, 2005

minge, pie, snatch, puss, fur purse, bat cave, velvet goldmine, tunnel of love, flaps, love dungeon, hole, pokey space, tampon socket, man hole, mingus, soggy moggy, beaver, mott, front bum, fur bucket, cock holster.
He snatched my pie, raked in my fur purse for loose change, rattled my flaps, left a snail trail through my love dungeon and disappeared into the bog of eternal stench.
by Ian April 21, 2004

the act of a woman releasing cum from her asshole that was shot into her after butt fucking.
the cum with usually appear greenish-brownish-yellow.
the cum with usually appear greenish-brownish-yellow.
by ian April 29, 2004
