iain1977's definitions

CV

1. A Curriculum Vitae or resume is a list of your qualifications, achievements, skills etc that you give to a prospective employer.

2. Tits.

1.
man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my CV

2.
a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best CV

by Iain1977 April 15, 2008

résumé

1. A résumé is a list of your qualifications, achievements, skills etc that you give to a prospective employer.

2. Tits.

1.
man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my résumé

2.
a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best résumé

by Iain1977 April 15, 2008

cuntglomeration

1) A highly sexist UK term to describe a large number of females together

2) A large corporation that acts in a completely unethical manner

Dude, Jennifer's hen night is tomorrow - wanna go and check out the cuntglomeration when they've had a few drinks?

McDonalds, Tesco, Coca-Cola, Phillip Morris, British American Tobacco etc

by Iain1977 February 21, 2008

broken mirror

Anyone who looks in the mirror and sees someone/thing pretty damn amazing. Often this affects their views of their sexual partners as well. Unfortunatly this is usually completely untrue.

Someone who owns a broken mirror will often refuse to be wrong about anything.

1: I've just seen Chambers acting like he's the shit again!
2: WTF? He's short, fat, stupid, a liar and his new girlfriend's a fucking munter!
1: Dude - he must have one seriously broken mirror

by Iain1977 April 14, 2008

gasman

A man who is going out with a lady who is considerably older than he is. So called because he can often be found servicing an old boiler.

That Ashton Kutcher he's a total gasman.

by Iain1977 March 31, 2007