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The host of the BBC Radio 1's brekfast show, thinks of himself as "the saviour of radio one".
In reality he is an obese, unfunny, drunken, homophobic bully. He once offered to "break in" a girl who was 15 at the time. His show is staffed with sychophants whose job is to laugh at his painfully unfunny, scripted jokes and agree with everything he says despite its obvious idiocy.
To describe someone as a Chris Moyles means that they think that they are wonderful, handsome, clever and the life of the party when in fact they are about as popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip, the only reason people hang out with them is because they're rich.
He is paid in excess of £630k of taxpayers money meaning that the great british public are shelling out over a pound a second for his output (including the songs he plays, having been given a playlist as he's not allowed free reign)
In reality he is an obese, unfunny, drunken, homophobic bully. He once offered to "break in" a girl who was 15 at the time. His show is staffed with sychophants whose job is to laugh at his painfully unfunny, scripted jokes and agree with everything he says despite its obvious idiocy.
To describe someone as a Chris Moyles means that they think that they are wonderful, handsome, clever and the life of the party when in fact they are about as popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip, the only reason people hang out with them is because they're rich.
He is paid in excess of £630k of taxpayers money meaning that the great british public are shelling out over a pound a second for his output (including the songs he plays, having been given a playlist as he's not allowed free reign)
a: I heard Chris Moyles on the radio this morning
b: Whose jokes was he stealing this time?
a: Did you hear that cunt Moyles on radio this morning?
b: Yeah, what a fuckmonkey, even with a script and his sycophants he's about as funny as a busted colon
a: Did you see the 2008 Brits?
b: Yeah, that fucker Moyles fell flat on his face, or he would have if his stomach hadn't got in the way
b: Whose jokes was he stealing this time?
a: Did you hear that cunt Moyles on radio this morning?
b: Yeah, what a fuckmonkey, even with a script and his sycophants he's about as funny as a busted colon
a: Did you see the 2008 Brits?
b: Yeah, that fucker Moyles fell flat on his face, or he would have if his stomach hadn't got in the way
by Iain1977 May 2, 2008
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2) A large corporation that acts in a completely unethical manner
2) A large corporation that acts in a completely unethical manner
Dude, Jennifer's hen night is tomorrow - wanna go and check out the cuntglomeration when they've had a few drinks?
McDonalds, Tesco, Coca-Cola, Phillip Morris, British American Tobacco etc
McDonalds, Tesco, Coca-Cola, Phillip Morris, British American Tobacco etc
by Iain1977 February 21, 2008
Get the cuntglomeration mug.Anyone who looks in the mirror and sees someone/thing pretty damn amazing. Often this affects their views of their sexual partners as well. Unfortunatly this is usually completely untrue.
Someone who owns a broken mirror will often refuse to be wrong about anything.
Someone who owns a broken mirror will often refuse to be wrong about anything.
1: I've just seen Chambers acting like he's the shit again!
2: WTF? He's short, fat, stupid, a liar and his new girlfriend's a fucking munter!
1: Dude - he must have one seriously broken mirror
2: WTF? He's short, fat, stupid, a liar and his new girlfriend's a fucking munter!
1: Dude - he must have one seriously broken mirror
by Iain1977 April 14, 2008
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1: Heli's in hospital
2: What happened?
1: She was talking on her mobile and received some savage tramage
2: What happened?
1: She was talking on her mobile and received some savage tramage
by Iain1977 April 10, 2008
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That Ashton Kutcher he's a total gasman.
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