Definitions by iain1977

learning curve like a spirit level 

Description of someone extremely slow to pick things up.

Jim's been losing at three-card monty for 3 hours now - damn he's got a learning curve like a spirit level!

learning curve like a spirit level by Iain1977 February 21, 2008

cuntglomeration 

1) A highly sexist UK term to describe a large number of females together

2) A large corporation that acts in a completely unethical manner

Dude, Jennifer's hen night is tomorrow - wanna go and check out the cuntglomeration when they've had a few drinks?

McDonalds, Tesco, Coca-Cola, Phillip Morris, British American Tobacco etc

cuntglomeration by Iain1977 February 21, 2008

Bridgend 

1. A shithole of a town in Wales. Famed for a rash of teenage suicides. Now used to describe anywhere that is so depressing that you'd sooner kill yourself than live there.

2. A term to define an Emo suicide due to then prevelance of teenage suicides in the less-than-lovely South Wales town.

1. I was so glad to get out of my first appartment - it was such a shit-tip that it made Bridgend look nice.

2.
Emo: "I'm not okay" by My Chemical Romance is all about me!
Normal person: Go pull a Bridgend you whiney emo-fuck!

Bridgend by Iain1977 February 21, 2008

puniversity

A UK polytechnic which has recently been defined as a university. Usually offering non-degrees in media studies, criminology, psychology etc
Despite their offical University status nobody takes them, their degrees or their graduates seriously.
Examples include the Universities of Luton, Reading and East London.

Emmy's such a dumb bitch, she keeps going on about her degree and stuff but she went to the Puniversity of East London.

You need an IQ of at least 46 to get into a Puniversity

John was in a coma but still managed to get a place at a Puniversity

puniversity by Iain1977 December 19, 2007

gasman 

A man who is going out with a lady who is considerably older than he is. So called because he can often be found servicing an old boiler.

That Ashton Kutcher he's a total gasman.

gasman by Iain1977 March 31, 2007