12 definitions by iain1977
1. A shithole of a town in Wales. Famed for a rash of teenage suicides. Now used to describe anywhere that is so depressing that you'd sooner kill yourself than live there.
2. A term to define an Emo suicide due to then prevelance of teenage suicides in the less-than-lovely South Wales town.
2. A term to define an Emo suicide due to then prevelance of teenage suicides in the less-than-lovely South Wales town.
1. I was so glad to get out of my first appartment - it was such a shit-tip that it made Bridgend look nice.
2.
Emo: "I'm not okay" by My Chemical Romance is all about me!
Normal person: Go pull a Bridgend you whiney emo-fuck!
2.
Emo: "I'm not okay" by My Chemical Romance is all about me!
Normal person: Go pull a Bridgend you whiney emo-fuck!
by iain1977 February 20, 2008
A UK polytechnic which has recently been defined as a university. Usually offering non-degrees in media studies, criminology, psychology etc
Despite their offical University status nobody takes them, their degrees or their graduates seriously.
Examples include the Universities of Luton, Reading and East London.
Despite their offical University status nobody takes them, their degrees or their graduates seriously.
Examples include the Universities of Luton, Reading and East London.
Emmy's such a dumb bitch, she keeps going on about her degree and stuff but she went to the Puniversity of East London.
You need an IQ of at least 46 to get into a Puniversity
John was in a coma but still managed to get a place at a Puniversity
You need an IQ of at least 46 to get into a Puniversity
John was in a coma but still managed to get a place at a Puniversity
by iain1977 November 19, 2007
The resultant damage from being hit by a tram. Especially from those trams in Manchester that sneak up on you when you're not paying attention.
1: Heli's in hospital
2: What happened?
1: She was talking on her mobile and received some savage tramage
2: What happened?
1: She was talking on her mobile and received some savage tramage
by iain1977 April 10, 2008
Jim's been losing at three-card monty for 3 hours now - damn he's got a learning curve like a spirit level!
by iain1977 January 29, 2008
The host of the BBC Radio 1's brekfast show, thinks of himself as "the saviour of radio one".
In reality he is an obese, unfunny, drunken, homophobic bully. He once offered to "break in" a girl who was 15 at the time. His show is staffed with sychophants whose job is to laugh at his painfully unfunny, scripted jokes and agree with everything he says despite its obvious idiocy.
To describe someone as a Chris Moyles means that they think that they are wonderful, handsome, clever and the life of the party when in fact they are about as popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip, the only reason people hang out with them is because they're rich.
He is paid in excess of £630k of taxpayers money meaning that the great british public are shelling out over a pound a second for his output (including the songs he plays, having been given a playlist as he's not allowed free reign)
In reality he is an obese, unfunny, drunken, homophobic bully. He once offered to "break in" a girl who was 15 at the time. His show is staffed with sychophants whose job is to laugh at his painfully unfunny, scripted jokes and agree with everything he says despite its obvious idiocy.
To describe someone as a Chris Moyles means that they think that they are wonderful, handsome, clever and the life of the party when in fact they are about as popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip, the only reason people hang out with them is because they're rich.
He is paid in excess of £630k of taxpayers money meaning that the great british public are shelling out over a pound a second for his output (including the songs he plays, having been given a playlist as he's not allowed free reign)
a: I heard Chris Moyles on the radio this morning
b: Whose jokes was he stealing this time?
a: Did you hear that cunt Moyles on radio this morning?
b: Yeah, what a fuckmonkey, even with a script and his sycophants he's about as funny as a busted colon
a: Did you see the 2008 Brits?
b: Yeah, that fucker Moyles fell flat on his face, or he would have if his stomach hadn't got in the way
b: Whose jokes was he stealing this time?
a: Did you hear that cunt Moyles on radio this morning?
b: Yeah, what a fuckmonkey, even with a script and his sycophants he's about as funny as a busted colon
a: Did you see the 2008 Brits?
b: Yeah, that fucker Moyles fell flat on his face, or he would have if his stomach hadn't got in the way
by iain1977 May 2, 2008