Lankybox

When you are getting absolutely trollied and then you decide to milk off a kids trend and market really bad plushies (really repetitive yet they cost $50 AUD) to hook kids into summoning the demon
Justin: "Bartender, another double shot please"
Adam (bartender): "Thats enough today"
Justin: "PLEASE"
Adam: "NO. NOT UNDER MY DEAD PLUSH... wait..."
Justin: "What?"
Adam: "Lets make a drunk kids channel! I call it lankybox! We can get trollied AND make bank by charging $50 AUD for really communistic plushies!"
Justin: "Lets get started..."
Adam: "Lets go to the basement, that will be our base..."
by iDontTrustYou September 08, 2024
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The Heads Up Alliance

fcking crackheads who want to ban social media and smartphones for kids in Australia or some sht. Their political views are downright unrealistic and those twts even compare social media to child labour. No one with a grown brain agrees with them.
Abbey: "Whats your snap?"
Summer: "Ah shit my parents wont let me have that."
Abbey: "Why?"
Summer: "They are part of the Heads Up Alliance. They want JB HIFI to need ID"
Abbey: *yells* "MOM GET THE GUN"
by iDontTrustYou August 01, 2024
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KonekoKitten

When you are lonely as fuck and you want to stuff a turkey but you go to 14 year old regular discord users instead...
My gf challenged me to do 169 KonekoKittens in 10 minutes
by iDontTrustYou December 12, 2023
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Fatima Payman

Australias #1 sigma
Fatima Payman just called the government "cap" on TikTok. How skibidi.
by iDontTrustYou September 12, 2024
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News Corp

Australia's de facto government, but the actual government defends them and lets them make so much decisions that they may as well be the real thing.

Also see shitfuckery
I am sick to fucking death of News Corp destroying the media and the country. Why can't it have a shred of independence and common sense? Hate living in Australia solely because of them. They claim to be "for all Australians" when not everyone wants to be associated with these wankers. Kevin Rudd made a petition to have a royal commission into them (kudos to him) but the government released an 100 page document basically just glorifying Murdoch, pissing all of us off. I will move to Addu City so I am not here when this act of treason gets too far.
by iDontTrustYou September 30, 2024
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SSSniperWolf

Satans child.

She is a war criminal, stalker, CCP member and overall a disgust to society. She is pretty much a troll, worse than JoeyBeanEater (which is actually surprising) but whats more surprising is little fucking 7 year olds worship her like she is fucking Celine Dion or something.

She is so much worse than 2 other satire memes, Ohio and Skibidi Toilet, to the extent where she cant even be considered a meme. She also evades taxes, funds terrorism/war crimes, doxxes her hates, deals crack, holds kids hostage in basement jail cells, makes porn and launders the money she gets from selling her shitty apparel (which I'm hoping she makes a merch gen while she is in prison).

Hopefully parental controls make an Anti-SSSniperWolf feature
I dont get how shitty youtube is so SSSniperWolf is still online.
by iDontTrustYou November 23, 2023
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don't give a flying fuck

Whenever people say this to me on Snapchat, i report them
'don't give a flying fuck'
'neither do i that your gonna get banned now'
by iDontTrustYou December 06, 2023
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