A 'modern' shopping centre in Geelong, 1 hr south of Melbourne. It may seem like a modern shopping centre, but in reality its just filled with vape-toting eshays who have nothing better to do in their spare time but hang out there for no good reason. I actually have to make a whole ahh pilgrimage to Highpoint in Melbourne just for a mediocre shopping experience.
Person 1: 'Wanna go to Westfield Geelong?'
Person 2: 'Eww no, i aint inhaling expired vapes today'
Person 1: 'K. Lets just go to Highpoint.'
Person 2: 'yass'
Person 2: 'Eww no, i aint inhaling expired vapes today'
Person 1: 'K. Lets just go to Highpoint.'
Person 2: 'yass'
by iDontTrustYou March 07, 2024
A narcissistic petition website that claims to "empower minority voices" but on the same day it deleted my account AND my petitions because I am under 16
Employee: "You have been banned from change.org"
Joe: "WHY?!?"
Employee: "15-year-olds like you do not deserve to be heard"
Joe: *holds revolver to head* "Say what now?"
Joe: "WHY?!?"
Employee: "15-year-olds like you do not deserve to be heard"
Joe: *holds revolver to head* "Say what now?"
by iDontTrustYou September 12, 2024
My home...
The other day, my girlfriend asked if we could have a sleepover at my house. If she knew what went on in the orphanage, she would stay put
by iDontTrustYou September 08, 2024
When you are getting absolutely trollied and then you decide to milk off a kids trend and market really bad plushies (really repetitive yet they cost $50 AUD) to hook kids into summoning the demon
Justin: "Bartender, another double shot please"
Adam (bartender): "Thats enough today"
Justin: "PLEASE"
Adam: "NO. NOT UNDER MY DEAD PLUSH... wait..."
Justin: "What?"
Adam: "Lets make a drunk kids channel! I call it lankybox! We can get trollied AND make bank by charging $50 AUD for really communistic plushies!"
Justin: "Lets get started..."
Adam: "Lets go to the basement, that will be our base..."
Adam (bartender): "Thats enough today"
Justin: "PLEASE"
Adam: "NO. NOT UNDER MY DEAD PLUSH... wait..."
Justin: "What?"
Adam: "Lets make a drunk kids channel! I call it lankybox! We can get trollied AND make bank by charging $50 AUD for really communistic plushies!"
Justin: "Lets get started..."
Adam: "Lets go to the basement, that will be our base..."
by iDontTrustYou September 08, 2024
When your country is burning and falling apart, the media is fully controlled by Rupert Murdoch and your rights get quashed because you made a little voting mistake 2 years ago...
by iDontTrustYou May 21, 2024
fcking crackheads who want to ban social media and smartphones for kids in Australia or some sht. Their political views are downright unrealistic and those twts even compare social media to child labour. No one with a grown brain agrees with them.
Abbey: "Whats your snap?"
Summer: "Ah shit my parents wont let me have that."
Abbey: "Why?"
Summer: "They are part of the Heads Up Alliance. They want JB HIFI to need ID"
Abbey: *yells* "MOM GET THE GUN"
Summer: "Ah shit my parents wont let me have that."
Abbey: "Why?"
Summer: "They are part of the Heads Up Alliance. They want JB HIFI to need ID"
Abbey: *yells* "MOM GET THE GUN"
by iDontTrustYou August 01, 2024
When you are lonely as fuck and you want to stuff a turkey but you go to 14 year old regular discord users instead...
by iDontTrustYou December 12, 2023