girl

a creature i will never win over

I can't get this girl to love me.

by i swear to drunk i'm not god February 06, 2005

bitch

A word that seems to be tacked onto every phrase nowadays.

Do my laundry, bitch.
Send me some love, bitches.
Doin' the h dub, bitches.
Hey. bitches.
Fuck yeah, bitches.

by i swear to drunk i'm not god October 20, 2005

buttreaper

one who reaps sinister pleasure out of butts and the fucking of butts. may or may not be a catholic priest. usually has a fetish with young, voluptuous asses ripe for violating.

Don't go near that man wearing the black leather jumpsuit and black sunglasses. He is a known buttreaper, the most feared member of the Catholic Church.

by i swear to drunk i'm not god November 09, 2005

Yoshi

Mario's dino sidekick who uses his tongue to eat enemies and turn them into dino eggs instead of dino shit. His other abilities include the ability to throw dino eggs at high velocity and float for a limited time in the air with his wing-like arms. He has starred in such Nintendo games as Super Mario World for the SNES, Super Mario Kart 64 for the N64, and Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Gamecube.

Yoshi: Yoshi ate your pizza. Yoshi was hungry.

by i swear to drunk i'm not god October 21, 2005

bme

Biomedical engineer(ing). Used a lot to describe biomedical engineering majors.

Are you bme?
Yeah, I fear natural light and steal lab equipment to perform unauthorized experiments on sewer mutants and giant, staff-wielding rats.

by i swear to drunk i'm not god October 21, 2005

always

a fucking long time, sometimes for all eternity

I will love you always

by i swear to drunk i'm not god February 26, 2005

stone free

to have no worries.

to be completely free, to be able to do whatever you please.

used in jimi hendrix's song "stone free."

Stone free, I do what I please.
I got to got to got to get away right now.

by i swear to drunk i'm not god November 09, 2005