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minged

To be used when your vagina, covered or uncovered is being displayed, usually at close range.
*climbing over the top of someone while wearing only underpants*

Person underneath: "You just minged me."
by i love bj March 27, 2010
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waves of dissaproval

when you wave your hands at someone and say "WAVES OF DISSAPROVAL!" to indicate your dissaproval.
"I like Andrei."

"WAVES OF DISSAPROVAL!"
by i love bj March 29, 2010
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hydrogen

hydrogen is a twatty element. it only has one proton. i mean, what the fuck is up with that? and then it goes and annoys the other elements by latching on to them all the time.
(Lithium to Boron)

"So, who have you bonded with recently?"

(Boron to Lithium)

"LOOK OUT! IT'S HYDROGEN, THE TWATTY ELEMENT!"
by i love bj March 31, 2010
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vaginal bone

"You just kicked me in the vaginal bone."

"Let me touch your vaginal bone baby."

"OMG I JUST CRACKED MY VAGINAL BONE!"
by i love bj April 9, 2010
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vaginal pulse

After an orgasm you will notice that your vagina will pulse.
"He gave me a nice orgasm."

"Did you experience a vaginal pulse?"

"I sure did!"
by i love bj April 9, 2010
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sultana

an annoyingly addictive fruit kind of like a raisin but browner, smaller and more sugary. Is included in the breakfast cereal Sultana Bran
"Sophie, stop eating those sultanas."

"I CAN'T STOP"

"Sophie has, like, a bag of sultanas on her sultana bran every day"

"That was one time!"
by i love bj March 25, 2010
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cumderpants

cum or vaginal discharge on your underpants due to general horniness and presense of an active teenage vagina.
"Hmmm, should I wear Olivia's Bratz underpants or my cumderpants?"

"Your cumderpants. You don't want uneven flap disease."
by i love bj March 25, 2010
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