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goblet

A woman, or sometimes man, who has a square upper body, therefore little or no waist and hips and a permanently bloated stomach. They can have big or small boobs and be fat or thin. Then she has long, thin legs. So she's shaped like a goblet. If it's a man he will simply have a protruding belly and thin legs. It is one of the twelve shapes of Trinny and Sussanah, and it's a fairly common one. It's a fairly unattractive body shape.

Olivia is such an ugly goblet.

by i love bj June 10, 2010

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naff twat

a fool who enjoys your company sometimes but when his silly little friends come along ignores you and behaves like a naff twat, thus entering naff twat phase. someone to avoid they will just mess you around, try to ignore the preciousness of those few lovely times you have together because they are bound to upset you and enter eternal naff twat phase.

BEWARE OF THAT BOY! HE IS A NAFF TWAT! DON'T TRUST HIM! DOOOONNNNN'TTTT TRRRRRUUUUUSSSSST HIIIIIIIM!

by i love bj May 24, 2010

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vaginal bone

The bone inside your vagina.

"You just kicked me in the vaginal bone."

"Let me touch your vaginal bone baby."

"OMG I JUST CRACKED MY VAGINAL BONE!"

by i love bj April 9, 2010

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vaginal pulse

After an orgasm you will notice that your vagina will pulse.

"He gave me a nice orgasm."

"Did you experience a vaginal pulse?"

"I sure did!"

by i love bj April 9, 2010

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hydrogen

hydrogen is a twatty element. it only has one proton. i mean, what the fuck is up with that? and then it goes and annoys the other elements by latching on to them all the time.

(Lithium to Boron)

"So, who have you bonded with recently?"

(Boron to Lithium)

"LOOK OUT! IT'S HYDROGEN, THE TWATTY ELEMENT!"

by i love bj March 31, 2010