Definitions by i love bj
goblet
A woman, or sometimes man, who has a square upper body, therefore little or no waist and hips and a permanently bloated stomach. They can have big or small boobs and be fat or thin. Then she has long, thin legs. So she's shaped like a goblet. If it's a man he will simply have a protruding belly and thin legs. It is one of the twelve shapes of Trinny and Sussanah, and it's a fairly common one. It's a fairly unattractive body shape.
naff twat
a fool who enjoys your company sometimes but when his silly little friends come along ignores you and behaves like a naff twat, thus entering naff twat phase. someone to avoid they will just mess you around, try to ignore the preciousness of those few lovely times you have together because they are bound to upset you and enter eternal naff twat phase.
vaginal pulse
vaginal pulse by i love bj April 9, 2010
hydrogen
hydrogen is a twatty element. it only has one proton. i mean, what the fuck is up with that? and then it goes and annoys the other elements by latching on to them all the time.
minged
*climbing over the top of someone while wearing only underpants*
Person underneath: "You just minged me."
Person underneath: "You just minged me."