i love bj's definitions

attention prostitute

someone who prostitutes her dignity for attention.

"Olivia, you're such an attention prostitute."

"No I'm not!"

5 mins later

"Hey, everybody, look, I'm pregnant! (has basketball underneath top)"

"FUCK OFF OLIVIA!"

by i love bj March 25, 2010

vaginal bone

The bone inside your vagina.

"You just kicked me in the vaginal bone."

"Let me touch your vaginal bone baby."

"OMG I JUST CRACKED MY VAGINAL BONE!"

by i love bj April 9, 2010

faggotbrain

an idiotic person.

(sees a definition they don't like on urban dictionary. gives it a thumbs down.)

"Down, you FAGGOTBRAIN!"

by i love bj March 25, 2010

xoxo billie joe

a little phrase you can write on everything you own to display your love for billie joe armstrong from the band Green Day. The coolest thing about it is that it rhymes.

"Sophie, what's all this xoxo billie joe shit on your schoolbooks?"

"What is it?, Well, it's my future tatoo."

by i love bj March 26, 2010

cumderpants

cum or vaginal discharge on your underpants due to general horniness and presense of an active teenage vagina.

"Hmmm, should I wear Olivia's Bratz underpants or my cumderpants?"

"Your cumderpants. You don't want uneven flap disease."

by i love bj March 25, 2010

waves of dissaproval

when you wave your hands at someone and say "WAVES OF DISSAPROVAL!" to indicate your dissaproval.

"I like Andrei."

"WAVES OF DISSAPROVAL!"

by i love bj March 29, 2010

goblet

A woman, or sometimes man, who has a square upper body, therefore little or no waist and hips and a permanently bloated stomach. They can have big or small boobs and be fat or thin. Then she has long, thin legs. So she's shaped like a goblet. If it's a man he will simply have a protruding belly and thin legs. It is one of the twelve shapes of Trinny and Sussanah, and it's a fairly common one. It's a fairly unattractive body shape.

Olivia is such an ugly goblet.

by i love bj June 10, 2010