THE REAL ZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

he is not real i am zam THE REAL ZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!: is just a fake

and zam is not orange but he is red!
MOROT i am zam not u THE REAL ZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!: is a faker i am a shikoty shanker zimothy zmaster lover and hater i am an all out player!
by i am zam March 31, 2003
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Zshlong

unlike the regular shlong, this is a supreme improvement. its vast in size and huge in diameter. its the biggest cock ever. its red and hot as hell. it has a tatoo on it that says ZM but once it gets hard it spells ZAM!
Zam has 2 kinds of Zshlongs. the other one has a tatoo that says AIDS but once it fully extends it spells out ADIDAS, just like teh sports brand. this type of Zshlong isnt and powerful as the Zam one. they both xtend to a whopping 33inch length and a 2meter diamter. ( its huge)
zam won various competitions with it. forkosh will never be able to see it because he is being all mannareaish
and the #1 is ZAM !! WITH htis Zshlong!
now why are u fit for this role?.. .comon i am zam i have my zshlong!
by i am zam May 19, 2003
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The NASH SMASH

Lukarea's most viscious move. it is performed by powering up beyond super saiyan 15 and making his hands grow to giant size forming a sledge hammer like shape and splatting his opponent to microscopic peices. zam has no way in hell to survive it.
holy shit! lukarea is about to hit me with the NASH SMASH! im done for sure now!! watta fukk am i suppsoed to do!!!! forkosh help me!!!!!

OUCH!!! i am dead
luke is so strong he is like a god.
by i am zam April 15, 2003
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Galaxian Explosion

One of Lukareas newest move
its so powerfull to make a whole galaxy explode. iIf the move connect with the opponent, you are sent to a 3rd dimension that its almost impossible to climb out of. a mere deadly move
That does it! GALAXIAN EXPLOSION!!!

i am gonna finish you off with my Galaxian Explosion!
by i am zam March 11, 2003
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dare devil

that asshole unfused with the zam
he is such a fuker
by i am zam February 16, 2003
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Plunger

used by mommy zam to knock the zam the hell out!

it hhurts like crazy because its so tough it always dents zams ass
Forkosharea watch out for the plunger!!
by i am zam March 12, 2003
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quest for enlightment

zams journey in finding the hidden light to unlock his dormant powers. this quest is by far the most challenging quest ever. it is full of dangers and ambushes. if ever enterded in this quest you have to be always carful of being speared by lukarea.
while i was on my quest for enlightment luke speared me thru a mountain and destroyd my fully loaded ass!
by i am zam May 09, 2003
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