i'mnotaterroristbutiplayoneontv!'s definitions

gooder

n. A fortuitious or entertaining event.

Remember when I got drunk and convinced the Germans were after me, and you guys had to tie my legs up until I kept screaming for a medic? That was a GOODER!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

patriotrash

An article of media or art which provides an absurdly-positive view of the home nation of its target audience, often to the point of complete irreconciliability with historical fact, or reality.

Did you see read that article in the Editorial section? Such patriotrash!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! December 17, 2004

Manjaculate

n. Humorous term for semen, specifically that which is produced during homosexual copulation.

v. The act of manjaculation.

Jesus, dude! Mop the manjaculate out of your ass and STFU!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003

cocksicle

A derogatory term for someone suspected of engaging in necrophilia. Derived from the belief that their genitalia would be cold from invading the frigid, stiff corpse of their victim.

Don't be such a cocksicle, twatface.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003

raging erection

n. An massive erection produced by a state of extreme arousal; one which is extremely blatant to the point where, if not tearing completely through the pants and undergarments, is clearly defined against the fabric and impossible to conceal.

I got a raging erection when Katie bent over!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

P'Tit

n. Mild insult. Derived from the French abbreviation for "Petite," as "Li'l" is an abbreviaton for "Little."

Shut up, you p'tit cockrobber.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003

Guntgie

When a woman possessing a wordgunt/word wears pants much too tight for her prominent girth, thus producing a wedgie effect which drives witnesses to gouge out their eyes with the nearest rusty garden implement. Credit belongs to Canadian G. Mellum for coining the term in 2001.

Mrs. Chastko had such a guntgie that I wished to drive a serrated trowel into my left eye socket.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003