i'mnotaterroristbutiplayoneontv!'s definitions

cocksicle

A derogatory term for someone suspected of engaging in necrophilia. Derived from the belief that their genitalia would be cold from invading the frigid, stiff corpse of their victim.

Don't be such a cocksicle, twatface.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003

patriotrash

An article of media or art which provides an absurdly-positive view of the home nation of its target audience, often to the point of complete irreconciliability with historical fact, or reality.

Did you see read that article in the Editorial section? Such patriotrash!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! December 17, 2004

raging erection

n. An massive erection produced by a state of extreme arousal; one which is extremely blatant to the point where, if not tearing completely through the pants and undergarments, is clearly defined against the fabric and impossible to conceal.

I got a raging erection when Katie bent over!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

Makerbreaker

n. A defining moment, person or place, one which singlehandedly determines the outcome of an event. Also: maker-breaker.

The downhill section of Leguna Seca is the makerbreaker for the entire race.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 16, 2003

rectal rocketeer

n. Humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a homosexual, particularly one who dresses up in Spandex and rams a bottle of Tabasco-brand hot sauce into their rectum in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.

Go crack open another cold one, you prickfaced rectal rocketeer!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

Guntgie

When a woman possessing a wordgunt/word wears pants much too tight for her prominent girth, thus producing a wedgie effect which drives witnesses to gouge out their eyes with the nearest rusty garden implement. Credit belongs to Canadian G. Mellum for coining the term in 2001.

Mrs. Chastko had such a guntgie that I wished to drive a serrated trowel into my left eye socket.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003

Foxtrot Uniform

adj. Abbreviation of "Fucked Up" as expressed in the NATO phoenetic alphabet. Used as a descriptor of something being awry.

Pennzoil 1, my engine's foxtrot uniform. Ejecting!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003