gooder

n. A fortuitious or entertaining event.
Remember when I got drunk and convinced the Germans were after me, and you guys had to tie my legs up until I kept screaming for a medic? That was a GOODER!
mugGet the goodermug.

ass-fascist

n. A pseudo-intellectual term for one who enjoys manly rape in the ass, either giving or receiving. Usually these types are in leather.
Stay away from Hans in the washroom, he's a crazy ass-fascist.
mugGet the ass-fascistmug.

crack open a cold one

Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.
Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.
mugGet the crack open a cold onemug.

Shaftmaster

n./adj. A more euphonic synonym for Cockmaster.
"Shut your filthy hole, you ass-blasting shaftmaster!"
mugGet the Shaftmastermug.

spaztard

n. An individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. Credit belongs to Canadian K. Fellows for coining the term in 2000.
Calm down, you f*cking spaztard!
mugGet the spaztardmug.

rectal rocketeer

n. Humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a homosexual, particularly one who dresses up in Spandex and rams a bottle of Tabasco-brand hot sauce into their rectum in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.
Go crack open another cold one, you prickfaced rectal rocketeer!
mugGet the rectal rocketeermug.

Makerbreaker

n. A defining moment, person or place, one which singlehandedly determines the outcome of an event. Also: maker-breaker.
The downhill section of Leguna Seca is the makerbreaker for the entire race.
mugGet the Makerbreakermug.