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Narrative Photography 

This new advertising (mostly..), tricknology that can be seen in any Prada ad : two waifish twentysomething fashion models living together, showed arguing. Hmmmm, cool?
I opened RS to be welcomed by a photo-narrative ad-athon of young-looking, sexy models in ohsogood fold-outs.. and I wondered : why the fuck can't they make ads like this in my country?! bummer!
As in the 'offs': what every hardcore footie fan in Britain does pre-match.
These are the fights that preceed the big games and get started by the leaders of hooligan gangs, or the 'generals' aka topboys: the elite fans that rule over hooligan crews or 'dressers'.
Even the beatiful game of football in Britain is now called 'fussball' by sportcasters. You go figure why..
To greet the Gunners' fans, Mancies (Man U fans)hoolitots stormed the streets before the match, and offs started everywhere.The bizzies stood helplessly watching the caos taking shape! .
offs by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

pokertunity 

with just this bit of luck, and a wad of dosh ready to be lost, all you chumps can wait for tonight is... a pokertunity to win back what you've lost!
pokertunity by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Wild & Wild trash 

The US militianiks.
The white-supremacist christian rebels that want to topple the administrational goverment in America.
Why are they called so, i have no idea... but it may have something to do with the eponymous film The Wild Bunch.
Leaving urbanity to travel the militianik Montana autobhan...the Wild & Wild trash 'severe' or, rip all documents related to being a US citizen before entering never-never land.
Wild & Wild trash by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Gap-oisie 

The GAP-wearing bourgeoisie.
Youth and 90s style in America.
In Jordan, they opened a Gap store in Sweifieh in 2001 and luckily and thankfully it closed shortly after... To think of it today: a Gap-oisie in Jordan? for piss sake no!!
Gap-oisie by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
Ahab got totally pownedz00rx'd in CS; he keeled over and started to shake! We didn't figure why untill we reached the hospital and the nurse told us of him having been through a toughassed VGRS bout. wat a poor sod!
VGRS by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

goldilocks world

Any planet that's (hypothetically-speaking), not too hot, or too cold and can support CHZs: 'continously habitable zones' and have a large Drake number: the possibility of the existant number of intelligent galaxies in the universe put into an equation.
Mars is not a goldilocks world..not even by a large chalk.
goldilocks world by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006