hugebreasticle's definitions

crapel

A better way to say "chapel."

Davo: It's time for chapel! Yay!
Luis: Chapel? More like crapel.
Bobby Evans: Burn Almighty!

by HugeBreasticle March 31, 2005

front butt

An alternate term for the genitals of a man or woman. It is commonly used during a greeting.

A lesson in greeting:
1. If you are greeting a man, you inquire about his chimpo.
2. If you are greeting a woman, you inquire about her cooter.
3. If you are unsure of the gender of the person you are addressing, or are not familiar enough with the individual, you inquire about his or her front butt.
4. If you are the one being greeted, you simply say "fine," "good," "a little itchy," "bleeding," or "irritated."

Luis: Hello Davo, how is your front butt?
Davo: Quite good, thank you.

by HugeBreasticle March 12, 2005

im-pasta-bowl

The Italian way to say "impossible."

Bobby Evans: You know that sexy be-ach in Arts & Music? Well, I effed her!
Pumster: Im-pasta-bowl!

by HugeBreasticle April 1, 2005

peach ring

The "lady-like" way to refer to a vagina, one of many "fun parts" on a woman.

Davo: Hey Luis, can I inject this into your peach ring?
Luis: Sure! We'll make it today's Double Dare Physical Challenge!

by HugeBreasticle March 30, 2005

dangerously cheesy

When something is both cheesy and dangerous. Refers to the Cheetos commercials starring the lovable Chester Cheetah, which promoted snacks that were "dangerously cheesy."

Bobby Evans: Then the redneck dad goes "Oh, that's right, I let your brother borrow the truck."
Davo: That joke was so cheesy.
Bobby Evans: Dangerously cheesy.

by HugeBreasticle April 2, 2005