"Hand checks" occur when a Mexican, typically a Luis, has had his or her hand or hands in his or her pants for an elongated amount of time. By screaming "hand check," the Mexican is forced to immediately remove his or her hands to show that no masturbation has taken place.
Davo: Hey, get your hands out of there! Hand check!
Luis, the Mexican, removes his hands from his pants.
Davo: What's that gooey yellow stuff?
Luis, the Mexican, removes his hands from his pants.
Davo: What's that gooey yellow stuff?
by HugeBreasticle March 24, 2005
This comment is used when an onlooker observes two individuals having a conversation. When one of the two talking insults the other, the onlooker is expected to yell "Burn Almighty" to add significance to the derogatory comment. The onlooker that performs the "Burn Almighty" is free to add a point score.
Luis: But I looked it up! "Poesy" is what Titan called his poetry!
Davo: Well, you're a poser, you pussy!
Pumster: Hohoho! BURN ALMIGHTY! Plus 50,000 points, nigga!
Davo: Well, you're a poser, you pussy!
Pumster: Hohoho! BURN ALMIGHTY! Plus 50,000 points, nigga!
by HugeBreasticle March 26, 2005
Pumster: Did you get your Academic Specifications Sheet in the mail yet, Agent 2.0?
Luis: We don't have mail in Nicaragua.
Pumster: Oh right, the Castro thing. Hahaha, stupid niccas.
Luis: We don't have mail in Nicaragua.
Pumster: Oh right, the Castro thing. Hahaha, stupid niccas.
by HugeBreasticle May 08, 2005
by HugeBreasticle April 01, 2005
A futuristic adventure involving cyberpunk individuals, snatchers, the Internet, and at least one robot with a human personality.
Daniel Buggilstein: eeee i jus tstole ur cred carrd #!!!111
Davo: Oh boy! Now, through some unexplained phenomenon, we can get sucked into our computers and search the dangerous depths of the Internet for the evil Buggilstein and retrieve my purloined credit card! It will be an action-packed cyberpunk adventure of epic proportions!
Luis: Or you could just call and cancel the service.
Davo: Oh boy! Now, through some unexplained phenomenon, we can get sucked into our computers and search the dangerous depths of the Internet for the evil Buggilstein and retrieve my purloined credit card! It will be an action-packed cyberpunk adventure of epic proportions!
Luis: Or you could just call and cancel the service.
by HugeBreasticle April 22, 2005
Episode 1:
Bobby Evans: I'm the snatcher; I stole your pooding!
Davo: And I caughts ya, nigga!
Episode 2:
Davo: Look at this snatcher I apprehended!
Luis: I didn't do nuttin', holmes!
Bobby Evans: Good work, now get me some pooding.
Episode 3:
Davo: Whoa, why'd you shoot that Mexican with Melanoma?
Bobby Evans: He was a snatcher. He decapitated my beloved Luis!
Davo: Good work, now get me some pooding.
Bobby Evans: I'm the snatcher; I stole your pooding!
Davo: And I caughts ya, nigga!
Episode 2:
Davo: Look at this snatcher I apprehended!
Luis: I didn't do nuttin', holmes!
Bobby Evans: Good work, now get me some pooding.
Episode 3:
Davo: Whoa, why'd you shoot that Mexican with Melanoma?
Bobby Evans: He was a snatcher. He decapitated my beloved Luis!
Davo: Good work, now get me some pooding.
by HugeBreasticle March 30, 2005
A challenge given to a contestant of the 80's game show Double Dare. This challenge typically requires a physical element.
Luis: Ok soldier, you completed the five finger discount challenge, but, to become an honorary Mexican, you must learn the art of crawling under really sharp fences.
Davo: This is like a Double Dare physical challenge!
Luis: NO IT'S NOT! 17!
Davo: This is like a Double Dare physical challenge!
Luis: NO IT'S NOT! 17!
by HugeBreasticle March 29, 2005