hugebreasticle's definitions

meanwhile

A word that can be used as an odd interjection and/or a way to change subjects.

Luis: I saw this fine chica in the mall and-
Davo: Meanwhile! Dah, dah-dah, dah!
Bobby Evans: Luis is a nicca.

by HugeBreasticle April 30, 2005

Ninja Tight Deathgrip

Ninja tight deathgrip's, or NTD's, occur when some gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja puts his hand near a fatal area and squeezes, preventing any possible escape. Possible areas of attack include the neck, general chest area (GCA), or chimpo/cooter/front butt. Typically, ninja's do not attempt this attack on themselves. The only known ways to escape are: 1) Having a nearby ally immediately kill the ninja or 2) simply allowing the ninja to kill you.

Luis: That gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja's got Davo in a Ninja Tight Deathgrip!!!1 Should we help?
Bobby Evans: No, we suck; let him die.

by HugeBreasticle March 20, 2005

Aflac

An American Life Insurance company that has a line of commercials featuring a duck that mysteriously acquires the abnormally-loud voice of Gilbert Godfried. The unnamed duck can only say the name of the Life Insurance company he, for some unexplained reason, endorses: "Aflac." The duck has the ability to appear anywhere in the world where a Life Insurance-related conversation is taking place. However, no human can actually hear his "advice."

Davo: Now, act like a duck!
Luis: Aflac!

by HugeBreasticle April 10, 2005

flagpole sitter

When a man or woman intentionally or unintentially sits on top of a penis. Also, when a Davo sits on top of a Pumster.

Wow, he's got that flagpole all the way up bobby evans' anus! That old skool nigga's one flagpole sitter!

by HugeBreasticle February 20, 2005

Burn Almighty

This comment is used when an onlooker observes two individuals having a conversation. When one of the two talking insults the other, the onlooker is expected to yell "Burn Almighty" to add significance to the derogatory comment. The onlooker that performs the "Burn Almighty" is free to add a point score.

Luis: But I looked it up! "Poesy" is what Titan called his poetry!
Davo: Well, you're a poser, you pussy!
Pumster: Hohoho! BURN ALMIGHTY! Plus 50,000 points, nigga!

by HugeBreasticle March 25, 2005

Asstastic

A modified form of "fantastic" that injects the word "ass" to reverse the meaning. Asstastic refers to something that sucks or is of poor quality.

Davo: That pizza was asstastic!
Luis: Yeah, holmes, it tasted like bum!

by HugeBreasticle March 18, 2005

snatcher

1) One who snatches.
2) A Mexican.
3) A robot that may or may not have signs of Melanoma.

Episode 1:
Bobby Evans: I'm the snatcher; I stole your pooding!
Davo: And I caughts ya, nigga!

Episode 2:
Davo: Look at this snatcher I apprehended!
Luis: I didn't do nuttin', holmes!
Bobby Evans: Good work, now get me some pooding.

Episode 3:
Davo: Whoa, why'd you shoot that Mexican with Melanoma?
Bobby Evans: He was a snatcher. He decapitated my beloved Luis!
Davo: Good work, now get me some pooding.

by HugeBreasticle March 29, 2005