hugebreasticle's definitions

nicca

A) A resident of Nicaragua.
B) One of Nicaraguan heritage.
C) Luis.
D) A + B.
E) All of the above.

Pumster: Did you get your Academic Specifications Sheet in the mail yet, Agent 2.0?
Luis: We don't have mail in Nicaragua.
Pumster: Oh right, the Castro thing. Hahaha, stupid niccas.

by HugeBreasticle May 8, 2005

im-pasta-bowl

The Italian way to say "impossible."

Bobby Evans: You know that sexy be-ach in Arts & Music? Well, I effed her!
Pumster: Im-pasta-bowl!

by HugeBreasticle April 1, 2005

crapel

A better way to say "chapel."

Davo: It's time for chapel! Yay!
Luis: Chapel? More like crapel.
Bobby Evans: Burn Almighty!

by HugeBreasticle March 31, 2005

front butt

An alternate term for the genitals of a man or woman. It is commonly used during a greeting.

A lesson in greeting:
1. If you are greeting a man, you inquire about his chimpo.
2. If you are greeting a woman, you inquire about her cooter.
3. If you are unsure of the gender of the person you are addressing, or are not familiar enough with the individual, you inquire about his or her front butt.
4. If you are the one being greeted, you simply say "fine," "good," "a little itchy," "bleeding," or "irritated."

Luis: Hello Davo, how is your front butt?
Davo: Quite good, thank you.

by HugeBreasticle March 12, 2005

dangerously cheesy

When something is both cheesy and dangerous. Refers to the Cheetos commercials starring the lovable Chester Cheetah, which promoted snacks that were "dangerously cheesy."

Bobby Evans: Then the redneck dad goes "Oh, that's right, I let your brother borrow the truck."
Davo: That joke was so cheesy.
Bobby Evans: Dangerously cheesy.

by HugeBreasticle April 2, 2005

mack daddy'n

When a man attempts to gain the attention of women by dressing well and smelling good.

Did you see Pumster today? He was mack daddy'n.

by HugeBreasticle September 25, 2005

mutual masturbation

When two people mutually decide to play Guitar Hero with one guitar controller. In this situation, one person takes one set of buttons on the controller while the other takes the rest. This is done to enhance performance, but, due to a lack of unison and timing, this configuration typically results in failure.

Dude #1: Ok, you take green to yellow, and I'll handle blue and orange.
Dude #2: Mutual masturbation sucks, let's just go jack off together.
Dude #1: After More Than a Feeling, bitch!

by hugebreasticle March 15, 2007