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douche juice

1) The liquid that accompanies a douche bag.
2) An alternate way to call someone a douche bag. The insulter simply implies that the insultee has consumed the douche bag liquid.
Bobby Evans: Pancake cock.
Luis: You're full of douche juice, fag.
by HugeBreasticle April 2, 2005
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hand check

"Hand checks" occur when a Mexican, typically a Luis, has had his or her hand or hands in his or her pants for an elongated amount of time. By screaming "hand check," the Mexican is forced to immediately remove his or her hands to show that no masturbation has taken place.
Davo: Hey, get your hands out of there! Hand check!
Luis, the Mexican, removes his hands from his pants.
Davo: What's that gooey yellow stuff?
by HugeBreasticle March 24, 2005
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pooding

An unidentifiable glob that is brown or green and, therefore, resembles poopie. The actual identity of the glob may, in fact, be fecal matter or simply an imitation.
by HugeBreasticle March 15, 2005
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sawr

Luis: What is it?
Davo: Ah jus sawr a lightning bolt, nicca! Hand check!
by HugeBreasticle September 9, 2005
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cyberpunk adventure

A futuristic adventure involving cyberpunk individuals, snatchers, the Internet, and at least one robot with a human personality.
Daniel Buggilstein: eeee i jus tstole ur cred carrd #!!!111
Davo: Oh boy! Now, through some unexplained phenomenon, we can get sucked into our computers and search the dangerous depths of the Internet for the evil Buggilstein and retrieve my purloined credit card! It will be an action-packed cyberpunk adventure of epic proportions!
Luis: Or you could just call and cancel the service.
by HugeBreasticle April 21, 2005
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Sexy Losers

The greatest webcomic ever created. The author, known only as Hard, creates characters with abnormal mental or physical issues, such as necrophilism, the inability to get a date with a porn star, or being unable to suppress auto-erotic urges.
Luis: Ha-ha! I love Sexy Losers!
Davo: Yeah, Hard is the best! Ha-ha!
by HugeBreasticle March 17, 2005
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Asstastic

A modified form of "fantastic" that injects the word "ass" to reverse the meaning. Asstastic refers to something that sucks or is of poor quality.
Davo: That pizza was asstastic!
Luis: Yeah, holmes, it tasted like bum!
by HugeBreasticle March 18, 2005
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