33 definitions by honneamise
An adverb describing the increase physical displeasure at having a disease that is second only to Anaphalycticatardicon in its increasingly dangerous effects. Having smuna is a terrible afflication and people with the illness often appear ill, weak, pale and ghostly. Sort of like ryan sucks but worse. The only known cases of smuna have been discovered in a small town west of Melbourne, Australia. it is there that smuna has its roots. smuna frequently gets expanded to:
Super
Mega
Ultra
Nuclear
AIDS
Super
Mega
Ultra
Nuclear
AIDS
Hey look at that bloke with smuna
Smuna makes the world horrible
I wish that guy with smuna would die
If I wanted a disease to be cool, it would definitely NOT be smuna
Smuna makes the world horrible
I wish that guy with smuna would die
If I wanted a disease to be cool, it would definitely NOT be smuna
by honneamise December 4, 2018
IMDS or Internal Motion Dynamics in Security is a descriptive acronym, defined as the North-South and East-West traversal of data in a network when compromised by a hacker (someone who has smuna). Recently a large sports device manufacturer was hacked by a smuna sufferer and the hacker deployed retarded semen syndrome into the network, utilising IMDS techniques. It is clear that the person who coined the North-South and East-West paradigms, rather than the correct acronym, suffers from smuna as well and should be shot.
We have been hacked, deploy the anti IMDS beacon!
When we tested cracking our network, it turned out that IMDS techniques could be used to inject retarded semen syndrome into the network
When we tested cracking our network, it turned out that IMDS techniques could be used to inject retarded semen syndrome into the network
by honneamise October 30, 2020
The effect that happens to network and system administrators when they arrive at a workplace and find that someone with smuna or semen syndrome has been running the place. Inevitably DNS settings are incorrect and the offenders should be jailed, beaten by random inmates with a grudge against nerds and they should then be infected with intentional food poisoning. All people who cause ADOCD should be shot.
My ADOCD went mad as after I started looking at yet another DC with the wrong settings
If I find one more network that sets off my ADOCD, I'm going to go Joelstal on their arse
If I find one more network that sets off my ADOCD, I'm going to go Joelstal on their arse
by honneamise July 21, 2020
A line uttered by the incompetent when straddled with information they cannot possibly comprehend, because of their level of ineptitude being a single figure number and thus higher than their IQ. While being questioned about seemingly simple items, the perpetrator of the “Yes that’s correct” will simply respond with exactly that, being extremely convincing in their absolute single mindedness of the “Yes that’s correct” statement. Essentially there should be laws allowing normals that have to deal with these sorts of fuckwits, the ability to gun them down and humiliate their family for life because they are insufferable idiots and need to be kicked in the nuts the first time they utter the words. Simple minded people who supply simple minded answers to intelligent questions should no longer be tolerated and should be sent to the moon.
“Theres no anti virus on this internet exposed server”, “Yes that’s correct”
“The remote monitoring tool is not installed on one server at this site”, “Yes that’s correct”
“I have written a long winded email and explained everything im doing to you, but you seem to want to keep writing emaisl that go over my original point, highlighting your inability to read, comprehend and realise you are too dumb to be a part of this conversation”, “Yes that’s correct”
“The remote monitoring tool is not installed on one server at this site”, “Yes that’s correct”
“I have written a long winded email and explained everything im doing to you, but you seem to want to keep writing emaisl that go over my original point, highlighting your inability to read, comprehend and realise you are too dumb to be a part of this conversation”, “Yes that’s correct”
by honneamise September 6, 2021
Spreading The Data or STD, as per the Acronym App is a method of ensuring that data stored on a network of servers, is not logically stored, but rather spread around for redundancy. The main issue with spreading the data, or STD, is that it does not usually involve spreading the data in replicated format, but rather random chunks of data, meaning in the event of failure, it means you lose some data, but not all the data. This is a technique employed by IT technicians with smuna. It invariably leads to hair loss, high stress levels and in severe cases, yelling at technicians for being stupid. If you encounter STD, report it to the relevant authorities and then hunt down the person doing it and kill them immediately.
The configs are everywhere, they must have been spreading the data
by honneamise April 14, 2021
An if statement is a programming construct that executes logic based on application purpose. many people claim programming is difficult, but as can be seen by this very simple example, variables, functions and if statements all make sense once applied to a layman's terms use.
DECLARE person_you_hate = <insert name of hated person>
DECLARE disability = <insert name of disability>
if ($person_you_hate = $disability) then
do send-to-gas-chamber
else
do commit-suicide
end if
function send-to-gas-chamber{
do grab $person_you_hate
then shove $person_you_hate
then close door
then turn knob
watch gas kill $person_you_hate
return happy()}
function commit-suicide{
do grab $person_you_hate
then humiliate $person_you_hate
then hand $person_you_hate noose
then force $person_you_hate onto wonky table
watch $person_you_hate die
return happy()}
DECLARE person_you_hate = <insert name of hated person>
DECLARE disability = <insert name of disability>
if ($person_you_hate = $disability) then
do send-to-gas-chamber
else
do commit-suicide
end if
function send-to-gas-chamber{
do grab $person_you_hate
then shove $person_you_hate
then close door
then turn knob
watch gas kill $person_you_hate
return happy()}
function commit-suicide{
do grab $person_you_hate
then humiliate $person_you_hate
then hand $person_you_hate noose
then force $person_you_hate onto wonky table
watch $person_you_hate die
return happy()}
Im going to use an if statement to settle this dispute
Dammit man, im an if statement, not a Star Trek character
If statement = stupid then
do kill-yourself-for-reading-this
else
do shoot-a-small-furry-animal-for-fun
end if
Dammit man, im an if statement, not a Star Trek character
If statement = stupid then
do kill-yourself-for-reading-this
else
do shoot-a-small-furry-animal-for-fun
end if
by honneamise December 5, 2018
As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.
You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome
Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips
Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips
by honneamise October 10, 2018