The effect that happens to network and system administrators when they arrive at a workplace and find that someone with smuna or semen syndrome has been running the place. Inevitably DNS settings are incorrect and the offenders should be jailed, beaten by random inmates with a grudge against nerds and they should then be infected with intentional food poisoning. All people who cause ADOCD should be shot.
My ADOCD went mad as after I started looking at yet another DC with the wrong settings
If I find one more network that sets off my ADOCD, I'm going to go Joelstal on their arse
If I find one more network that sets off my ADOCD, I'm going to go Joelstal on their arse
by honneamise July 21, 2020
A line uttered by the incompetent when straddled with information they cannot possibly comprehend, because of their level of ineptitude being a single figure number and thus higher than their IQ. While being questioned about seemingly simple items, the perpetrator of the “Yes that’s correct” will simply respond with exactly that, being extremely convincing in their absolute single mindedness of the “Yes that’s correct” statement. Essentially there should be laws allowing normals that have to deal with these sorts of fuckwits, the ability to gun them down and humiliate their family for life because they are insufferable idiots and need to be kicked in the nuts the first time they utter the words. Simple minded people who supply simple minded answers to intelligent questions should no longer be tolerated and should be sent to the moon.
“Theres no anti virus on this internet exposed server”, “Yes that’s correct”
“The remote monitoring tool is not installed on one server at this site”, “Yes that’s correct”
“I have written a long winded email and explained everything im doing to you, but you seem to want to keep writing emaisl that go over my original point, highlighting your inability to read, comprehend and realise you are too dumb to be a part of this conversation”, “Yes that’s correct”
“The remote monitoring tool is not installed on one server at this site”, “Yes that’s correct”
“I have written a long winded email and explained everything im doing to you, but you seem to want to keep writing emaisl that go over my original point, highlighting your inability to read, comprehend and realise you are too dumb to be a part of this conversation”, “Yes that’s correct”
by honneamise September 06, 2021
Spreading The Data or STD, as per the Acronym App is a method of ensuring that data stored on a network of servers, is not logically stored, but rather spread around for redundancy. The main issue with spreading the data, or STD, is that it does not usually involve spreading the data in replicated format, but rather random chunks of data, meaning in the event of failure, it means you lose some data, but not all the data. This is a technique employed by IT technicians with smuna. It invariably leads to hair loss, high stress levels and in severe cases, yelling at technicians for being stupid. If you encounter STD, report it to the relevant authorities and then hunt down the person doing it and kill them immediately.
The configs are everywhere, they must have been spreading the data
by honneamise April 14, 2021
COVAIDS-20 is a new strain of the recently released COViD-19 disease, which was formulated by a monkey, bat and human threesome, which then had a baby, a ManBatMonkey. This ManBatMonkey was then summarily caught, caged, sold and slaughtered in a Chinese wet market, because they could. The resulting illness spread faster than anything before it, but it was much more lethal than COViD-19, as it instantly turned people who contracted the illness gay and they had a burning desire to cross breed with animals. There is no known cure, except this disease has only affected stupid people, so only about 80% of the worlds population will be affected by the disease
There goes hat guy with COVAIDS-20 and his conclave of animals the sick, dirty, horrible, sweaty mongoloid
If I contracted COVAIDS-20, I would kill myself, because I'd be gay AND into bestiality
If I contracted COVAIDS-20, I would kill myself, because I'd be gay AND into bestiality
by honneamise April 14, 2020
PVMA or as defined in the Acronym App, is Penis Vagina Mouth AIDS. this disease, although rare, is a terminal illness suffered by people with smuna and is also transferred onto anyone who has touched the gay deodorant. PVMA, or Penis Vagina Mouth AIDS, is contracted by getting your Penis, inserting it in to a Vagina, then into a Mouth and then finally by humping a pig in Africa. This lewd act commits the person to a life of humiliation and persecution, due to them now having:
Touched the gay deodorant
Contracted smuna
Humped a pig in Africa
At no point should you approach or speak to someone with PVMA, they are the most vile kind of degenerate and are highly contagious. Merely being in a room, even a large room, is akin to having touched the gay deodorant.
Touched the gay deodorant
Contracted smuna
Humped a pig in Africa
At no point should you approach or speak to someone with PVMA, they are the most vile kind of degenerate and are highly contagious. Merely being in a room, even a large room, is akin to having touched the gay deodorant.
That dude has PVMA, RUN!
I was looking through the Acronym App and found out I had been talking to a doctor and he said I had PVMA
I was looking through the Acronym App and found out I had been talking to a doctor and he said I had PVMA
by honneamise April 15, 2021
The act of impersonating people with skills and somehow managing to get all the way to the very peak of recognition, while at no point in time showing anyone, you were actually capable of doing what you claim to be able to do. Usually in some form of niche sporting event, such as breakdancing, where the individual somehow gets to go all the way, such as the Olympics, and then, representing your country, puts in a display that resembles an epileptic mop with brain AIDS. It is important to note that this moment in their life will never be forgotten nor forgiven by the entire Internet.
by honneamise August 10, 2024
ryan sucks cos
by honneamise January 16, 2018