The Certainty Principle is a cosmic force only recently discovered by a nerd with stupiditis. It is the principle of being certain. Even though you are a complete idiot and have no idea what you are doing, you are certain you are right. Many people believe they are certain, or right, when in actual fact they are just downright stupid and suffer from brain haemorrhoids. If you meet someone who suffers from the Certainty Principle, execute them onsite as they may do something stupid.
Idiot: The Certainty Principle protects me
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation
by honneamise December 20, 2018
Nerdaism is the religion of Nerds. It was recently formed by Nerds to formalise their belief that the world will be saved by Nerds when the Nerdocalypse happens. the Nerdocalypse is similar to the Rapture, except Nerds will appear everywhere all of a sudden quoting Linux commands and sprouting off about "the command line is power", when in actual fact normals (people who arent Nerds) simply want to go about their business, like going to the coffee shop and swimming. Fortunately for normals, the Nerdocalypse will simply produce a lot of Nerds, and normals will have no problem sweeping them aside, as Nerds are weak and pathetic.
by honneamise December 19, 2018
A rare off shoot from semen syndrome where the sufferer has in fact become mentally handicapped from sucking too much dick and swallowing loads of cum that comes from retarded people. these retarded people are in fact not as retarded as the cummee anymore, due to the volume of cum the cummee has swallowed and the levels of retardation the cummee has now obtained.
That dude has retarded semen syndrome
Wow what a spaz, i reckon he has retarded semen syndrome
Its rare that i see someone worse of than you mate, but that bloke over there, with retarded semen syndrome, hes fucked.
Wow what a spaz, i reckon he has retarded semen syndrome
Its rare that i see someone worse of than you mate, but that bloke over there, with retarded semen syndrome, hes fucked.
by honneamise October 24, 2018
The effect that happens to network and system administrators when they arrive at a workplace and find that someone with smuna or semen syndrome has been running the place. Inevitably DNS settings are incorrect and the offenders should be jailed, beaten by random inmates with a grudge against nerds and they should then be infected with intentional food poisoning. All people who cause ADOCD should be shot.
My ADOCD went mad as after I started looking at yet another DC with the wrong settings
If I find one more network that sets off my ADOCD, I'm going to go Joelstal on their arse
If I find one more network that sets off my ADOCD, I'm going to go Joelstal on their arse
by honneamise July 21, 2020
A line uttered by the incompetent when straddled with information they cannot possibly comprehend, because of their level of ineptitude being a single figure number and thus higher than their IQ. While being questioned about seemingly simple items, the perpetrator of the “Yes that’s correct” will simply respond with exactly that, being extremely convincing in their absolute single mindedness of the “Yes that’s correct” statement. Essentially there should be laws allowing normals that have to deal with these sorts of fuckwits, the ability to gun them down and humiliate their family for life because they are insufferable idiots and need to be kicked in the nuts the first time they utter the words. Simple minded people who supply simple minded answers to intelligent questions should no longer be tolerated and should be sent to the moon.
“Theres no anti virus on this internet exposed server”, “Yes that’s correct”
“The remote monitoring tool is not installed on one server at this site”, “Yes that’s correct”
“I have written a long winded email and explained everything im doing to you, but you seem to want to keep writing emaisl that go over my original point, highlighting your inability to read, comprehend and realise you are too dumb to be a part of this conversation”, “Yes that’s correct”
“The remote monitoring tool is not installed on one server at this site”, “Yes that’s correct”
“I have written a long winded email and explained everything im doing to you, but you seem to want to keep writing emaisl that go over my original point, highlighting your inability to read, comprehend and realise you are too dumb to be a part of this conversation”, “Yes that’s correct”
by honneamise September 06, 2021
Spreading The Data or STD, as per the Acronym App is a method of ensuring that data stored on a network of servers, is not logically stored, but rather spread around for redundancy. The main issue with spreading the data, or STD, is that it does not usually involve spreading the data in replicated format, but rather random chunks of data, meaning in the event of failure, it means you lose some data, but not all the data. This is a technique employed by IT technicians with smuna. It invariably leads to hair loss, high stress levels and in severe cases, yelling at technicians for being stupid. If you encounter STD, report it to the relevant authorities and then hunt down the person doing it and kill them immediately.
The configs are everywhere, they must have been spreading the data
by honneamise April 14, 2021
RSSD or Random Stupid Statement Disorder is a common disease in the Information Technology field. Many lowly technicians have to deal with RSSD sufferers in the form of IT Managers, who have been promoted beyond their abilities. Many people believe the disease was only discovered because of the IT industry and if the IT industry was eradicated, then all RSSD sufferers would disappear as well. It is quite common for the particular sufferers to make random claims of technology not working only to see it work right in front of them, or try to fix something they understand little about and then proceed to make the situation worse. It is believed to have been diagnosed by someone in the IT field themselves, who has been immune to the disease due to his ability to read documentation and understand technology by learning. There has been only one known cure for these sub human carcass like, oxygen thieves and that is to take them out and apply the famous punishment from Port Arthurs penal colony days of being hung, drawn and quartered, because no one likes working with RSSD sufferers.
My boss said that “Oh no that won’t work because the L3 switch has a default gateway to an interface that points to the internet already”, he is clearly suffering from RSSD
My boss has RSSD, he claims that with a 4xDC arrangement, I should not replicate to all DCs, as this may overload Active Directory Sites and Services
My boss has RSSD, he claims that with a 4xDC arrangement, I should not replicate to all DCs, as this may overload Active Directory Sites and Services
by honneamise November 28, 2019