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high and tight higgins

The high and tight higgins is a variation of the high and tight haircut common in the military. It was developed during the gulf war, and found it's way into society shorly afterwards.

The high and tight higgins is a haircut in a mans pubic region. The high and tight variation is when a man cuts his own hair and leaves random patches of hair around his balls and anus.

Man looks like you need to invest in a mirror, you got a high and tight higgins all over your balls.

by higgins January 19, 2005

hershey higgins

The hershey higgins is when a man burys his bald head in another mans ass. When the head is removed a small pyramid shaped chunk of shit is left crowning the bald persons head resembling a hersheys kiss.

Hey Carlos, it looks like you've had a busy afternoon. You have a hershey higgins on your head you sick bastard.

by higgins January 19, 2005

titanic higgins

The word titanic is applied to someone who goes overboard. The higgins is added when a person goes so far overboard that it is hilarious.

titanic: Joe purchased 5 kegs of beer for his Y2K party

titanic higgins: To prepare for Y2K Titanic Higgins purchased 500 pounds of oatmeal, 500 pounds of wheat, a deisel powered generator, 500 gallons of fuel, 1000 rounds of 22 ammo and buried $1000 worth of change in the yard. He spent new years eve in his bunker in the basement.

by higgins January 24, 2005

muddy higgins

This is what you call it when two people get together, and one person holds his/her anus open while the other person craps into their open asshole.

would you like to come back to my place for a muddy higgins? I will pay you.

by higgins May 12, 2004

Mad Sick Garbage

Something really cool that you just have to say something cause you feel like it

Mad Sick Garbage!

by Higgins June 8, 2003