Definitions by heptune

ground rush 

(n) In skydiving, the optical illusion that the ground is abruptly rushing up to meet you, which occurs if you freefall past your usual altitude for opening the parachute.

I experienced ground rush when I dropped past 2000 feet.

ground rush by Heptune May 14, 2005

musclelump

(n) (pronounced MUSS kuh lump) A body builder.

The musclelump's muscles were so overdeveloped he looked deformed.

musclelump by Heptune May 14, 2005

cootie

(n) A louse, derived from the Malay word, kudu.

One of my classmates spread cooties to everyone in my second grade class.

cootie by Heptune May 14, 2005

penis car 

(n) A sports car or any other flashy car intended to serve as an attractant for females.

He cruised the streets in his red penis car, boom box blaring, searching for prey.

penis car by Heptune May 14, 2005

doodlebug 

(n) An ant-lion, an insect larva that digs conical pits in order to trap ants.

Morty liked to drop ants into doodlebug pits.

doodlebug by Heptune May 14, 2005

zori 

(n) A sandal that consists of a rubber sole held on by a strip of rubber that passes between the big toe and the adjacent toe; also called flipflop. The word is Japanese in origin.

It's okay to wear zoris on the beach, but you shouldn't wear them to school.

zori by Heptune May 14, 2005

slindle 

(n) The hole in the penis from which urine or semen emerge.

The catheter had made his slindle sore.

slindle by Heptune May 14, 2005