henry's definitions

Black Elvis

A lanky gentleman who's view upon the world are based off of the weekly world news and myspace. The vocabulary of this individual is mainly consisted of hidden words found in the word search puzzles of Highlights magazine for children. A Black Elvis also creates it's words or phrases such as "Chillax" meaning calm down or chill out, or "I'll see you tomorrow" meaning 3 weeks from now. Stay away from this persons hand shake at all costs, engaging in a handshake will leave one's hands moist and abused.

"Good evening teacha." says Black Elvis, "Where have you been" says the teacher in a forceful manner "Yo chillax, its only been two weeks"

by Henry September 21, 2005

corsage

adj. Particularly steamy and slimy

Man! that was a corsage slug.

by henry May 13, 2005

blue woowoo

a blonde girls blue car

yo, we drove drove around all night last night in the blue woowoo

by henry May 13, 2005

chowned

To be used in accusation of a embarrising or degrading moment.
can also be used to express admaration or pride. a very versatile expression

CHOWNED! *as waiter drops dinner over someones face*
OR
*gets text from sexy lady* 'dude chowned'

by Henry May 13, 2005

plastic fantastic lover

Not a common saying, but a saying for a dildo

A song by Jefferson Airplane is called plastic fantastic lover

by Henry May 2, 2005

Event-Horizon

Means a great movie and a great Medal of Honor player.
Comes from the name of the MOHAA player Event-Horizon (=UKS=, -UR-, and counting)
Could be shortened to Event, Venty, Hozza, etc.

Woah, he plays like Event!
What an Event-Horizon!
He just did an Event-Horizon

by Henry April 21, 2005

random/10

Meaning that what was just said was random

I rate that random/10

by Henry April 10, 2005