Definitions by help my name is offset

eniac

a meme made by @matrifirst using the song door is jammed (wait im mad) by smør he is like caine but he has his eyes above his head

"your dum dum cannot run from my conundrum"- eniac

eniac by help my name is offset July 24, 2026

retro gaming

awesome

do you like retro gaming
no
getout
whats this
DONT TOUCH MY GBA

retro gaming by help my name is offset March 23, 2026

Antieosinophilinilsm

A word i just made up which means the belief that eosinophils are BAD.

i believe in Antieosinophilinilsm

bros immune system: dude... uncool

Antieosinophilinilsm by help my name is offset March 4, 2026

Culver's

A midwestern food chain that is also enjoyed by me for some reason even though im not even from the midwest also i will defend their pretzel bites to death

someone: Wow these Culver's Pretzel bites taste bad

*i pull out my bazooka-8

Culver's by help my name is offset March 4, 2026

Delicious

Culvers

Imaginaty person in my shower:Bro wait is this just an add for Culver's.

Me: No actually i just think Culver's is delicious.

Delicious by help my name is offset March 4, 2026

Bananana

A Banana but longer

Man your banana is so long its a bananana.

Bananana by help my name is offset March 4, 2026