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Bananana

A Banana but longer

Man your banana is so long its a bananana.

by help my name is offset March 4, 2026

Delicious

Culvers

Imaginaty person in my shower:Bro wait is this just an add for Culver's.

Me: No actually i just think Culver's is delicious.

by help my name is offset March 4, 2026

Culver's

A midwestern food chain that is also enjoyed by me for some reason even though im not even from the midwest also i will defend their pretzel bites to death

someone: Wow these Culver's Pretzel bites taste bad

*i pull out my bazooka-8

by help my name is offset March 4, 2026

Antieosinophilinilsm

A word i just made up which means the belief that eosinophils are BAD.

i believe in Antieosinophilinilsm

bros immune system: dude... uncool

by help my name is offset March 4, 2026