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a meme made by @matrifirst using the song door is jammed (wait im mad) by smør he is like caine but he has his eyes above his head
"your dum dum cannot run from my conundrum"- eniac
eniac by help my name is offset July 24, 2026
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Programming the ENIAC 

Used to describe a particularly daunting and tedious task, but usually one with very good outcomes. Originates as a reference to the programming of the first computer, the ENIAC (Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer), which would take hours to program simple math functions. Programming was done with a series of switches and in binary (1s and 0s).
"Passing Ms. Smith's English class is like programming the ENIAC."
Person 1: Hey man, do you listen to eniacoc on youtube.com?
Person 2: Of course I am, rat poison is my favorite song by eniacoc!
eniacoc by eniaband July 28, 2021
She is a beautiful short girl often very kind and to caring
why Is enica so kind and caring all the time she needs to stop doing that
enica by Nahyeahnah June 26, 2019

enbaconate 

To add or give bacon or bacon like properties to a object or substance.
"Enbaconate that sausage boy!"
"I would like a enbaconated Sausage McMuffin please."
"Now make with the enbaconation!"
enbaconate by John Tremp May 1, 2004
Eniah is BADDIES name
Eniah is a wonderful person that will do

Anything for anyone. Eniah can be a great girlfriend so get you an Eniah. They will treat you like the greatest girlfriend you ever had.
An Eniah will also have haters but if you are on her good side she will treat you well but if you on her bad side Watch Out she will erupt like a lady from hell. Eniah is also a bomb best friend and will do anything for her bestfriend so get you a bestfriend named Eniah. An Eniah has a nice butt get you an Eniah with a great butt. Eniah has the best personality to rock with so rock with her.
Ben yo bro do you see that girl over there with a nice butt ?

Bob yeah bro her name must be Eniah
Eniah by Mark McGwire December 12, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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