hello mate i am joNathaN's definitions

shutters

When your partner grabs a pencil and draws a cock on your back

i went to bed and my partner shutters me. i could not be more in love with someone

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

truck shit

When a man farts but accidentally shits himself and the girl grabs his shit and smuges it on her ass and gets ass fucked while he is shitting himself in a truck

guys! i did truck shit yesterday and he wants to do it again today! Do you wanna join?

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

towel grape

When someone wraps a banana with a plate and throws it at a grape

i have anger issues. i towel graped.

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

men who eat grapes

men who eat grapes is when a girl is being fucked from behind and eating a pack of grapes cause why not.

i saw men who eat grapes today

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

olive oil banana

when you open a bottle of olive oil and accidentally stick your finger in the hole and olive oil squirts out.

i just wanna olive oil banana you

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

purple grape

When someone shoves a white grape up your nose and takes it out and turns purple and eats it

do u wanna try purple grape? it looks really fun and all my friends did it

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

carrot wind

When you stick a carrot up your ass and get fucked while hes farting and getting sucked into a tornado

guys the most unbelievable thing happened today. we did carrot wind! it was so weird but so nice

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021