Definitions by hello mate i am joNathaN

kids who eat bananas 

kids who eat bananas are kids who consume a fruit named bananas.

Woman: are you kid who eat bananas?
Kid: yes
Woman: So that makes you kids who eat bananas?
Kid: Yes i eat bananas

kids who eat bananas by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

men who eat grapes

men who eat grapes is when a girl is being fucked from behind and eating a pack of grapes cause why not.

i saw men who eat grapes today

men who eat grapes by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

olive oil banana 

when you open a bottle of olive oil and accidentally stick your finger in the hole and olive oil squirts out.

i just wanna olive oil banana you

olive oil banana by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

shutters

When your partner grabs a pencil and draws a cock on your back

i went to bed and my partner shutters me. i could not be more in love with someone

shutters by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

towel grape 

When someone wraps a banana with a plate and throws it at a grape

i have anger issues. i towel graped.

towel grape by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

your mum 

she be a fine lookin person like dayum

can i see your mums ass cheeks

your mum by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

purple grape 

When someone shoves a white grape up your nose and takes it out and turns purple and eats it

do u wanna try purple grape? it looks really fun and all my friends did it

purple grape by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021