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Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne 

A magic girl manga series written by Arina Tanemura spanning 7 volumes. In ran in Ribon magazine, starting in February of 1998.

Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne is the story of sixteen year-old Kusakabe Maron, a normal highschool girl who also happens to be the reincarnation of Joan of Arc.
One night, the 'angel' Fin Fish comes to her with a mission, supposedly from Kami-sama (god). The mission is to seal the evil
Maou (the devil) has planted in various beautiful objects in the world in order to steal Kami-sam's power. To seal the evil, Maron must transform into Kaitou Jeanne. Kaitou Jeanne, seemingly a thief, 'steals' the evil paintings and such, but, in reality, is only sealing the evil.
For a while, the only interference Maron has is Miyako, her childhood friend and daughter of a detective. Miyako always trys to stop Jeanne from stealing the painting, but fails each time.
However, things take a much different turn when a new neighbor moves into the apartment building Maron lives, as well as a new Kaitou. With the appearance of Chiaki, the new neighbor, Maron's life begins to unravel, and soon she is left questioning everything she has ever known.
Though magic girl mangas are usually something to stay away from, Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne is an exception.

drunktarded 

Mode of behavior after one has comsumed great quantities alcohol. This behavior is generally marked by saying and doing things you forgot you did; or rather wish you and everyone who witnessed forgot you did what ever your drunk ass did.
I know Julie was drunktarded when she gave a BJ to a 19 year old at the Stadium
drunktarded by heather May 4, 2004
adj. used to describe someone or something that's really cute
"You're so mooshli when you do that!"
mooshli by heather April 30, 2004
to take previously known facts of a plot, then change the interpretation of it to fit new facts that are more curently convient to the writer, for no real reason.
Common occurrence on Angel and Buffy the Vampire Slayer
ret con by Heather April 23, 2004
to have accepted canon in a show or book or real life changed to siut facts that are currently convienient to the author.

Name comes from Buffy/Angel fanficiton due to the fact that the shows' creator Joss Whedon constantly did this, causing considerable irritation to fans and fanficcers worldwide.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, S2, Spike clearly names Angel as his Sire, with the words "you were my Yoda,man!"

Come season 3 or 4 this is changed to Drusilla being his sire.
Jossed by Heather April 23, 2004

Maynard James Keenan 

The lead singer of the music bands, Tool and A Perfect Circle. Known to study and write his songs about or relating to his beliefs <i>Qabalah,</i> and he doesn't fall into the mainstream fake music of today and most music from the past. Maynard is real.
One of Maynard's songs, The Patient, number three on his latest Tool cd, Lateralus is basically about how he doesnt want people to just go to his concerts and buy his music and not know what your doing. He wants people to listen to his words and understand them, he doesnt feel he doing enough and may walk away...

watercross 

the greatest sport ever invented by mankind! Basically it started with the ever cool people who like to, while snomobiling in the winters, skip over open water. It evolved into the ever popular sport it is today. Generally you take a snowmobile...put about 5 grand into it...perhaps more, maybe less, take off the seat, and put some rope and a bouy on it, and push the throttle! It started off with just drags. 3 people race at a time, they must stay in their lanes, between the bouys...and first one to pass the finish line wins (same as any other race dumasses!). Theres different heats and as u win, you keep progressing into the semi-finals and finally the final race. Many classes are involved, depending on what size motor ur sled has. Today racers race in drag classes, oval classes (where 3 racers race 3 times around a set of bouys), and the ever-infamous jump class. for more information go to www.iwausa.org
Cool Guy 1: "dude u goin to the watercross race next weekend??"

Cool Guy 2: "hell yea dude! Lotta racin, lotta drinkin, lotta partyin!"
watercross by heather March 24, 2004