harry flashman's definitions

bites the hairy banana

To suck

Yeah, great idea...ought to improve morale tenfold...it bites the hairy banana.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

ringknocker

A military service academy graduate.

To convey to all those present that he was a West Point graduate, Major Talliafero lightly rapped his ring on the wooden conference table signaling to all present that did not already know so from toilet paper stuck to his shoe that he was a ringknocker, and thus worthy of respect.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

ration of shit

Backtalk or verbal tirade.

Zip it, scumweasel...if I want a ration of shit out of you I'll squeeze your head.

by harry flashman August 2, 2003

whoa

A command to hold up or stop.

Whoa, bazooka breath, I'm not taking any complaints today.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

Rambo

A fictional Hollywood hero who portrays Vietnam veterans as maladapted losers, played by a steroidal actor who avoided the draft and dropped out of special ed in the 10th grade.

In a fit of rage brought on by post- traumatic stress disorder, haunting nightmares of bedwetting through age 12, and his seeming inability to enunciate words in excess of two syllables Rambo repeatedly thrust his fecal coated bayonet into the belly of the greedy industrialist who made his fortune by polluting the environment and clubbing baby harp seals to death for their soft, downy fur.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

harkut

The cure-all for hippies in the 60's.

Boy...git ah harkut!

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

italy

A country renowned for its military prowess.

Italy sent their army into Ethiopia in the 30's to overthrow the government of Haile Selassie and establish a colony...they were expelled by natives with spears.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003