harry flashman's definitions

nodosity

The state or quality of being full of nodes(node=knob or swelling); knobiness.

As Mrs Dovetonsils called upon Megnao to complete the conjugation of the Latin verb "to love", she started off "Amo, Amas, Amat...", standing up, he began, "Amomus, Amamas, Amant..." and felt a stirring in his loins...a nodosity, as he pondered the archaic meaning of conjugation.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003

larrupin'

An old fashioned asswhuppin'.

If Larry hadda got a larrupin' oncst in awhile from his daddy, mebbe he'd turnt out awright...if'n he'd hadda daddy.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

ration of shit

Backtalk or verbal tirade.

Zip it, scumweasel...if I want a ration of shit out of you I'll squeeze your head.

by harry flashman August 2, 2003

soup sandwich

A baseline reference of how screwed up someone or something is.

Giving up on ever coaxing coherence or lucidity out of Mrs Nasselwein, Dr Perls said to his patient, "Lady, you're more fucked up than a soup sandwich."

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

pantload

A full diaper. To be full of shit.

Don Imus was right when he called Senator Schumer a pantload.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

bacdafucup

Get out of my face. Wait a minute, pinhead.

Bacdafucup, bazooka breath!

by harry flashman July 10, 2006

whoa

A command to hold up or stop.

Whoa, bazooka breath, I'm not taking any complaints today.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003