witherwanded

Impotent or limpdicked.

Durwood is about as witherwanded as is possible without actually toting it around in a pickle jar.

by Harry Flashman July 02, 2003

mudshovel

A person who will eat anything.

Bubba's a mudshovel...I seen him eat a 3 day old tuna sannitch.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

nodosity

The state or quality of being full of nodes(node=knob or swelling); knobiness.

As Mrs Dovetonsils called upon Megnao to complete the conjugation of the Latin verb "to love", she started off "Amo, Amas, Amat...", standing up, he began, "Amomus, Amamas, Amant..." and felt a stirring in his loins...a nodosity, as he pondered the archaic meaning of conjugation.

by harry flashman August 05, 2003

microgivashit

1000 nanogivashits, 1,000,000 picogivashits.

What Geraldo Rivera is thinking doesn't even register on my microgivashit meter.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

no hable Ingles

Combined with a shrug, this is a useful phrase to avoid answering questions.

Q. Have you accepted our lord, Jesus Christ, as your personal Saviour? A. No hable Ingles.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

heemer

A steaming hemorrhoid.

Jubal had a heemer the size of hammer-struck thumb.

by harry flashman August 14, 2003

larrupin'

An old fashioned asswhuppin'.

If Larry hadda got a larrupin' oncst in awhile from his daddy, mebbe he'd turnt out awright...if'n he'd hadda daddy.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003