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stupendous

Colossally inept or stupid.
Bubba, you the most stupendous person I ever known.
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
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bumrush

What happens to a street punk and gansta wannabe in the shower on his first day in prison.
Jerome, aka: Killa-J, was gayly welcomed into the brotherhood of fellow inmates in a ceremony called bumrush.
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
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rectal examination

An exploration of the anus, colon and large intestines either digitally(a "finger wave") or by a Sigmoidoscope (the "Silver Stallion") to detect polyps, pre-cancerous lesions or early cancer.
Don't believe the proctologist when he tells you that you'll only experience mild discomfort when they video your colon...it feels like they sent an angry dwarf up your ass with a camcorder strapped to his spiked helmet.
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
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John Deere

A manufacturer of fine construction equipment, farm machinery and lawn care vehicles.
Please do not refer to my John Deere LT133 as a riding lawn mower...it is a TRACTOR, asshole!
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
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caps

1. Covers or completes. 2. Head gear. 3. Gel-encapsulated medication. 4. Noisemakers for toy guns.
1. Getting arrested for multiple felonies caps a 30 year political career. 2. Rodney had a hard time finding caps in size #6. 3.Give me two Alleve caps, I have to go satisfy a high maintenance client. 4.I think the CPSC has outlawed caps.
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
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computer semi-literate

A recovering Luddite, new to computers with a low skill level.
I ain't no computer semi-literate...I found the urban dictionary, didn't I?
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
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theology

The supporting rationale, doctrine, beliefs, tenets and written word that backs up and confirms what the voices in your head are telling you.
Leon didn't have any formal training in theology and figured he didn't need any, as God spoke to him and him alone and God was telling him that the big chested blonde girl in the second pew needed some laying on of the hands.
by harry flashman July 18, 2003
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