Definitions by harry flashman

phallitosis

peckerbreath

Rob has the worst case of phallitosis I've ever encountered.

phallitosis by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

goober 

A rural native of South Alabama or Northwest Florida who is genetically insuffient to be called a redneck or cracker.

That goober ain't taking my sister to the drive-in movie in no pick-up truck...it ain't got no back seat.

goober by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

scumweasel 

A lying, conniving sociopath. A person not to be trusted. A douchebag in sheep's clothing.

I should have known better, he was in politics before he became a salesman...what a scumweasel.

scumweasel by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

masungit 

A Filipino insult combining the best traits of an asshole, douchebag, and scumbag. A Filipino in need of anger management training and a personality implant.

Ai, that sagin-biter...Cordapio is masungit. (sagin is a euphemism for the penis)

masungit by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

maroon

1. A default moron.

1. You can depend on Rob to act like a maroon when he gets on his soapbox.

maroon by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

Weltangschlong

1. A world sized erection. 2. A variation of the German word for "world view", meaning one views the world from his solitary, nether eye.

1. I woke up this morning with a blue-veined Weltangschlong. 2. Women shouldn't judge me....it's my Weltangschlong, I can't help it.

Weltangschlong by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

blue-veiner

An erection characterized by distended, pulsating blue veins; an exceptionally hard hard-on.

Julie gave me a blue-veiner when she bent over to pick up the dozen or so Viagra I'd coughed out when she told me she liked men who wear velcro shoes.

blue-veiner by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003