bedsit bob

bedsit bob is a typical landlord. renting rooms to unemployed people who then takes all their money for things that don't exist,like central heating and hot water and electricity. he will also have keys to your room enabling him to help himself to your belongings.

1st homeless guy:"shall we rent a room from bedsit bob?" 2nd homeless guy:"i'd rather get a job" 1st homeless guy:"i'd rather die"

by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008

pepsick

this is what happens when you drink too much pepsi. overdo it and you are probably will be sick.

i'm addicted to cola,it's making me pepsick!

by harray shipmonay March 21, 2008

chocolate ploughman

a man that loves giving anal sex. nothing to do with farming.

fancy a chocolate ploughman?

by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008

sugar puffs

a homosexual man completely made from sugar.

you can't get many of these sugar puffs in your breakfast bowl!

by harray shipmonay March 21, 2008

Bumber cat

a bumber cat is a cat belonging to my mate rasta pete. the bumber cat keeps on eating his stash.--

rasta pete "time for a smoke i think,but where is my gear? That bloody bumber cat!"

by harray shipmonay March 05, 2008

pogophile

A pogophile is a person who feels compelled to use a walking stick although they do not really need it. A pogophile will go about his or her daily business,moving from one place to another at breakneck speed with their walking stick hardly ever touching the ground. The majority of the pogophile population also use their walking stick as an excuse to claim extra unemployment benefits that they are not really entitled to. The pogophiles obsession with the walking stick would probably begin with a twisted ankle where they used a crutch for a while and realised that people were giving them their undivided attention. They would then take advantage of this situation by claiming to have other ailments affecting their abilities to walk,hence the need for a walking stick. In a nut-shell,the pogophile is an able bodied person tring to pass themselves off as being disabled.

boy "is that man on a pogo stick?" dad "no son,that's just a walking stick that he doesn't need. He's a pogophile."

by harray shipmonay March 28, 2008

vauxhall ashtray

a.k.a the vauxhall astra motot car. called the ashtray because it WILL get stolen and set on fire by asbo loving scum.

insurance company:"would you like comprehensive cover for your vauxhall ashtray sir?" you:"just fire and theft please" insurance company :"are you sure sir?" you:"i'm sure. its on fire now!"

by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008