Definitions by harray shipmonay
ovlov
ovlov by harray shipmonay March 19, 2008
tescum
tescum by harray shipmonay March 18, 2008
white dog shit
a product of the 1970's,white dog shit was everywhere! it was all over the place because once upon a time high quantities of chalk were addded to tins of dog food therefore when a dog would take a shit after a few days in the sunshine the poo would dry out and eventually turn white. nowadays pet food manufacturers don't use chalk in their food and this is why we don't see any more white dog shit lying around.
white dog shit by harray shipmonay March 17, 2008
vauxhall ashtray
a.k.a the vauxhall astra motot car. called the ashtray because it WILL get stolen and set on fire by asbo loving scum.
insurance company:"would you like comprehensive cover for your vauxhall ashtray sir?" you:"just fire and theft please" insurance company :"are you sure sir?" you:"i'm sure. its on fire now!"
vauxhall ashtray by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008
bedsit bob
bedsit bob is a typical landlord. renting rooms to unemployed people who then takes all their money for things that don't exist,like central heating and hot water and electricity. he will also have keys to your room enabling him to help himself to your belongings.
1st homeless guy:"shall we rent a room from bedsit bob?" 2nd homeless guy:"i'd rather get a job" 1st homeless guy:"i'd rather die"
bedsit bob by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008
chocolate ploughman
chocolate ploughman by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008
phnivvel
what you should call anyone by the name of NEIL. it just simply sounds better and it'what their mothers would have wanted.
phnivvel by harray shipmonay March 8, 2008