soup kitchen

a.k.a my mate dead ian who gets his social security fortnightly and buys crap with it so has to go to the soup kitchen to drink some homeless guys bladder contents including the lumps!
"hey ian that guys got the runs.how hungry are you? shall we go down the soup kitchen or just eat this shit?"
by harray shipmonay March 05, 2008
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bmw

not a car. it's a black mans willy!
you can't drive this bmw but you can ride it.
by harray shipmonay March 22, 2008
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Bumber cat

a bumber cat is a cat belonging to my mate rasta pete. the bumber cat keeps on eating his stash.--
rasta pete "time for a smoke i think,but where is my gear? That bloody bumber cat!"
by harray shipmonay March 05, 2008
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ishki bishki boshki

this is what we call all those bloody eastern european imigrants that have recently swarmed the uk to take skilled jobs that our own long term unemployed should have been trained to do.perhaps using lottery funding to help these people rather than spending that cash on stupid sculptures and those damn olympics!
you "scuse me mate,got the time?" him "soddy no speak englishski" you "bloodly ishki bishki boshki"
by harray shipmonay March 08, 2008
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marry joanna

smoke somw erb and marry joanna
by harray shipmonay March 20, 2008
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ovlov

it's a volvo in reverse!
ovlov-volvo. it's a mirrored image
by harray shipmonay March 20, 2008
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chocolate ploughman

a man that loves giving anal sex. nothing to do with farming.
fancy a chocolate ploughman?
by harray shipmonay March 13, 2008
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