harray shipmonay's definitions

tescum

a.k.a supermarket chain TESCO

tescum,every little helps!

by harray shipmonay March 18, 2008

vauxhall ashtray

a.k.a the vauxhall astra motot car. called the ashtray because it WILL get stolen and set on fire by asbo loving scum.

insurance company:"would you like comprehensive cover for your vauxhall ashtray sir?" you:"just fire and theft please" insurance company :"are you sure sir?" you:"i'm sure. its on fire now!"

by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008

ovlov

it's a volvo in reverse!

ovlov-volvo. it's a mirrored image

by harray shipmonay March 19, 2008

pogophile

A pogophile is a person who feels compelled to use a walking stick although they do not really need it. A pogophile will go about his or her daily business,moving from one place to another at breakneck speed with their walking stick hardly ever touching the ground. The majority of the pogophile population also use their walking stick as an excuse to claim extra unemployment benefits that they are not really entitled to. The pogophiles obsession with the walking stick would probably begin with a twisted ankle where they used a crutch for a while and realised that people were giving them their undivided attention. They would then take advantage of this situation by claiming to have other ailments affecting their abilities to walk,hence the need for a walking stick. In a nut-shell,the pogophile is an able bodied person tring to pass themselves off as being disabled.

boy "is that man on a pogo stick?" dad "no son,that's just a walking stick that he doesn't need. He's a pogophile."

by harray shipmonay March 28, 2008

Bumber cat

a bumber cat is a cat belonging to my mate rasta pete. the bumber cat keeps on eating his stash.--

rasta pete "time for a smoke i think,but where is my gear? That bloody bumber cat!"

by harray shipmonay March 5, 2008

chocolate ploughman

a man that loves giving anal sex. nothing to do with farming.

fancy a chocolate ploughman?

by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008

ishki bishki boshki

this is what we call all those bloody eastern european imigrants that have recently swarmed the uk to take skilled jobs that our own long term unemployed should have been trained to do.perhaps using lottery funding to help these people rather than spending that cash on stupid sculptures and those damn olympics!

you "scuse me mate,got the time?" him "soddy no speak englishski" you "bloodly ishki bishki boshki"

by harray shipmonay March 8, 2008