chocolate ploughman

a man that loves giving anal sex. nothing to do with farming.

fancy a chocolate ploughman?

by harray shipmonay March 13, 2008

feedo

A person that likes to feed people.

man "can i buy you dinner?" woman "leave me alone you feedo."

by harray shipmonay March 29, 2008

hank

a guy called hank is usually american,probably drives a pick up truck and more than likely has been abducted by aliens! chances are that your friend hank is interbred,a true american icon.

hank "i was driving along in my pick up truck when there was a big light in the sky,when suddenly the spaceship came down and the aliens took me away!"

by harray shipmonay March 08, 2008

Bumber cat

a bumber cat is a cat belonging to my mate rasta pete. the bumber cat keeps on eating his stash.--

rasta pete "time for a smoke i think,but where is my gear? That bloody bumber cat!"

by harray shipmonay March 05, 2008

bmw

not a car. it's a black mans willy!

you can't drive this bmw but you can ride it.

by harray shipmonay March 22, 2008

phnivvel

what you should call anyone by the name of NEIL. it just simply sounds better and it'what their mothers would have wanted.

phnivvel get up you lazy boy it's time for school. phnivvel phnivvel PHNIVVEL!

by harray shipmonay March 08, 2008

soup kitchen

a.k.a my mate dead ian who gets his social security fortnightly and buys crap with it so has to go to the soup kitchen to drink some homeless guys bladder contents including the lumps!

"hey ian that guys got the runs.how hungry are you? shall we go down the soup kitchen or just eat this shit?"

by harray shipmonay March 05, 2008