hammer---;, hytham's definitions

Gobbelization

Globalization + gobble: a portmanteau of an interesting meaning. It's when bigger fish eat the smaller ones, like what's happening in most Arab countries that have no other choice but to follow the much-hated 'popular capitalism' mantra that America and other developed 1st-Worlders are singing in our ears. (See, de-Arabizing).

Also called McWorld.

Gobbelization is eating at the 3rd-World and leaves in its trail what has been called the 'economic waste' of the 'Global Pillage'!

by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007

she-bonics

The way tough grrrls talk including spittle-heavy wisecracking, gum-poping in-slang.

The antonym for she-bonics is Menglish; a word coined by 'femainist' writer Vardes One.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Now Economy

The "I need it Now!" sheeple-intensive economy.
In a recent article in trendwatching.com, one can read about what founder Reinier Evers has called the 'Youniverse' of the 'massclass' of 'trysumers' who now can buy their own 'massclusives' blah blah blah...

First they called it New Economy (the 90s' e-boom-and-bust)... then it became known as the New New Economy (the humble, non-spending 'techwrecks'/ also refers to the 00s' rising nanotech and pharma market). But, what about now? You answered yourself...It's the Now Economy now!

by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007

Scaramanga Syndrome

weird syndrome of having three nipples, one in the middle!

Scaramanga Syndrome takes its name from a mouse's gene variation named after James Bond's arch-villian who had three nipples!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

retro-cultration

Tendency for 3rd-generation immigrants to return to their home-countries' cultural roots as shown in the rise of clanguage and other manifestations of cultural cross-polination.

This trans-border, trans-cultural phenomenon lead many of these multi bi-bi (multicultural, bilingual-bicultural or 'multi-culti'), to a mental illness called 'cultural relativisim'.
For show, Arab Americans (who are nothing but a bunch of Americophobic pseuds!), when they return to the home 'cuntries', they find that they also can't fit their King-of-The-World-sized heads in a small place where people are still looking for the NBH (Next Bowl of Hummus)!

The main product of this retro-cultration is the 'Nowherian': one who's trying to return to his/her forefathers' country, only to find that they don't fit in there.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

frozen smoke

Light-weight solid insulating materials for more efficiency.

'Aerogels' are part of what is now being called 'frozen smoke'.

by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007

IMS

irritable male syndrome:
Depression/ anger/ fatigue/ moodiness/ anxiety/ lethargy/ low libido/ confusion/ increased use of sarcasm. The feeling of being overworked at 40 and 55 years.

IMS is fueled by gulping large amounts of Vitamin C!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007