VENIS/ NEMO

The first acronym refers to 'very erotic, non-intrusive sex', a method created by sexperts to make use of every move, touch and whisper to highten sexual orgasm without penetration!
The second one is short for 'non-ejaculatory, multiple orgasm', for 'preemies', or as you might already know it men who suffer from 'pre-ejaculate' (PE) disorder.

Both techniques are useful for ESO (extended sexual orgasm), which itself is synonym for 'moregasm'/ 'longasm'/ 'maxigasm'/ slowie... as VENIS is also synonym for what is known as 'dry orgasm', or 'braingasm' and NEMO, for 'bigasm'!
VENIS/ NEMO are products of the 'genital movement' of the early 90s!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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snow queer

Gay black man that only has sex with white gay men.
Snow queer? Bwa-Haha!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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IMS

irritable male syndrome:
Depression/ anger/ fatigue/ moodiness/ anxiety/ lethargy/ low libido/ confusion/ increased use of sarcasm. The feeling of being overworked at 40 and 55 years.
IMS is fueled by gulping large amounts of Vitamin C!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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fruit beers

Made from fruit like pear/ peach/ apricot/ cherry/ raspberry/ pumpkin...
Fruit beers are tasty and has 'bioavailablity'.
See also fruitini.
by hammer---;, hytham June 01, 2007
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refujews

The diasporic Jewish popluation around the world.
Jews had been always on the look-out for a place to start a decent living and finally found it in their original homeland -- if not their 'Promised Land' -- Palestine. But, the exodus hasn't yet stopped!
In Israel for example, Israelis who came back to Israel from America are returning back in numbers, because of the unstable political situation (the whole Middle-East is a time-bomb waiting to explode!), in what became known as the 'Boeing Aliya'. It is when a family provider returns alone back to America to make money and send it back to his family-dependents in Israel, visiting Israel occasionally by airplane. While in America, the goverment saw a 'profiteering' vista in this phenomenon and came up with a thing called the 'million-dollar green card': as a refujew you can have a permanent residentship if you open a business in the US that employs at least 10 US citizens (not including the owner, or any of his family memebers even if they are American citizens!) and the capital invested must not be less than 1 million dollars!

A blend of 'refugee' & 'jews'.
A lot of people think that the US is an ally to Israel, but in all reality... they're sucking the po' refujews' blood!
by hammer---;, hytham April 18, 2007
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freakonomics

Freak Economics: a clever meldword coined by authors Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubnerin in their 2005 book 'Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything'. It's economics based on conventional wisdom and not-so-familiar marriage of apparently different factors, people...etc brought together to make business and profit from that oxymoronic combination.
Similiar new economic ventures like freakonomics into the weird and unfamiliar are:
-fiasconomics: study of the rules that govern Sod's Law or what's known as Murphy's Law or Finagle's Law!
-chronomics: coined by Dr. Michael Schuller to mean the study of the laws that govern time in economy and its effect on productivity. Also called bionomics/ time-marketing.
-aeonomics: related closely to the latter and it's the study of economic problems caused by future immortal existence envisioned by Extropians and 'immortalsits'! (ref. arch-anarchy). Also called 'exconomics'.
-neuronomics/ nuerolonomics: neurological economics or neurology-based economy/ neuroeconomics/ neuromarketing...
by hammer---;, hytham May 15, 2007
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SWMBO

Pronounced 'swimbo': 'she who must be obeyed'. Your wife, dumbnuts! She's the kind that makes you go to SOFEs 'significant-other forced events'!
A gentler form of SWMBO is a GLW: 'good lady wife', rare as a two-talied lizard!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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