hammer---;, hytham's definitions

immi-merce

Immigrant commerce or, 'diaspora management' of the 'brain-gain' in countries like India where rich Indian investors are going back (mainly from the UK and the US...), to invest in their homelands.
See diaspora networks for reference.

Immi-merce is also starting to make good economic effect in Jordan with Jordanian-American businesspeople are trying to look around for investment opprotunities in this land of camel-kicking nothingsville!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

vouging

Wearing clothes with the labels still tagged to'em. Hip? Guess not.

Vouging is similiar to fashioning: to wear certain clothes for long spans of time to make a fashion statement.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

sproutarian

One who eats young 1 week green shoots (called 'micro-greens'), because it's believed that these green shoots are rich with bioavailable phyto-nutrient chemicals that has anti-ageing properties, prevent cancer, blah blah blah...

Sproutarians add 'microherbs' to their diet, like chickpea shoots.

by hammer---;, hytham May 17, 2007

Messi-fi

Messianic science-fiction: literary genre that takes the 'End-of-The-World' themes and other Christianity-related adventures to dramatic 'literaritainment' levels!
It started with some innocent children literature works by C. S. Lewis (notabily The Chronicles of Narnia) and now is on the rise commercially in Messiah-hungry Israel!

A close 'realtive' to Messi-fi is what has been called the 'Brownsploitaion' of modern fiction in America: dime-a-dozen 'mystical' conspiracy-theory books that deal with complicated, enigma-unscrewing plots and other bull-consumed matters.

by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007

dead water

H2O! Replaced now by 'water beverages'.

Dead water is called so because of the new 'aquaceuticals' market of 'enhanced' or 'designer water', like Propel made by Gatorade rich in calcium/ sodium/ potassium/ magnesium/ chloride 'lytes (electrolytes) and trace-vitamins or those that come with caffiene (or, 'caffienated water').

by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007

bean jockey

A coffee-bar barista, or waitron, serving coffee for the regular caffiend and 'foams' for foamers.

Bean Jockey is one gender-neutral definition for waiters. Other interesting defs that's been coined lately is dub-dubs: Waiter/ Waitresses or w/ws.

by hammer---;, hytham May 15, 2007

vagina masculina

Remnant undeveloped natal vagina left from the pre-hormonal sex-change surge in the uterus, that decides if the baby is either a boy or a girl in the womb.

Vagina masculina is situated in the bladders of all men!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007