hammer---;, hytham's definitions

bules

Name that means 'stark white', or albino in Indonesian, thrown generously at foreigners.

Hatred has no ends when it comes to Indonesian people and their xenophobic bias against English expats (or, 'bules' in the local vernacular), who try to hoist a country out of the shitpile that's called Islamist fundamentalism in Indonesia!

by hammer---;, hytham April 18, 2007

zips

The years in which we're now (00-10) or the 00s.

A lot of neo-words were suggested to describe the decade we live in right now, but many of these weren't as good as the zips.
Here's a list:
-the earlies.
-the beginnings.
-the peacefuls.
-the tookies (from 2Ks: Years 2000).
-the ohs/ oh-ohs.
-the zeros.
-the aughts/ aughties.
-the naughts/ the naughties.
-the the 00psies/ 2000-psies (resounding the dot-bomb effect!). Also: the dooming 2000s.
-the oozies.

by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007

Kidney Belt

The organ-legging area that stretches from Egypt in the west, to Iraq in the east (including Jordan).
This 3rd-World area has witnessed some of the largest organ-legging activity (e.g. kidneys that are in constant demand!) in recent modern times that it has been given a nome-de-'Belt': Kidney Belt!

Organ-leggers in Jordan -- a country part of the Kidney Belt in the poor Middle-East are profiting from a declining economic state and this is an alarming issue: many desperate, unemployed young men have no other choice but to go to an illegal clinic and risk their lives to sell their kidneys for 2000-3500$ a pop!

by hammer---;, hytham April 17, 2007

A-spot/ U-spot

The first is situated between the already-known G-spot and the crevix, on the frontal wall of the vagina the same as the G. The other one has been discovered by sex-geologists (as it befits to call them!), lying 2cms deep into the love tunnel! These 'spots' can be errotogenous if massaged gently by the the tip of the glans , hitting the vagina in repetitive thrusts that point upwards to the belly button.
In the late-90s, a collective area was designated as one whole 'spot' that can produce the squirt effect (seen in hot-squirter fuck-flicks...), by the stimulation of the 'cligeva' (the CLItoris/ G-spot/ Vaginal canal & the urEtha).

The Hindus knew, since the beginning of time that the vagina had many treasures hidden inside it other than the A-spot/ U-spots: Tanzen is a 'spot' that the Kama Sutra talked about, namely the second 'hara' chakra located 3"inches just below the navel and can be errogenous too, if massaged during sex or, gently pressed by the palm of the hand during thrusting.

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

Bag-lady Syndrome

Real psychiatric syndrome experienced by middle-aged women who feel, at later stages of their lives, financialy insecure and would end up like them bag-ladies seen at train stations across the globe with no money or financial backup.

Women are born crazy and suffer from Bag-lady Syndrome, no matter what because they fear tomorrow! Yes sir!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

testicularities

Testicular + peculiarities : cockup stuff males never admit as wrongdoing! And just go blame it on their male hormonal make-up... , y'know?

I liked that word so much, I searched my 'wordrobe' for more and here's what I found (you'll be gobshite-smacked!):
-MACHOs: males acting childish, hormonal and obnoxious!
-egotesticles: egotistical testicles! HAHA!
-testyria: testicular hysteria!
-testosterone-poisoning: an excuse whenever you miss up stuff so bad!
-MAS: male-answer syndrome, or 'manswer'... is the tendency for a male to come up fast with a random answer even if he has zip idea what's he talking about, fueled by testosterone!

Testicularities? Heh, you telling me? Blame it on the T!

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

hufu

Human tufu: textured tufu that resembles human skin and made to appear flesh-like for weirdball cannibalist fetishists!

See Cannibalistic Vegetarian, Level 5 Vegan for shits, farts and hearty giggles!

Hufu is part of the new 'fabricated food' industry.

by hammer---;, hytham May 17, 2007