immi-merce

Immigrant commerce or, 'diaspora management' of the 'brain-gain' in countries like India where rich Indian investors are going back (mainly from the UK and the US...), to invest in their homelands.
See diaspora networks for reference.
Immi-merce is also starting to make good economic effect in Jordan with Jordanian-American businesspeople are trying to look around for investment opprotunities in this land of camel-kicking nothingsville!
by hammer---;, hytham May 03, 2007
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Dumb-Mom Syndrome

A psycho-physiological condition in pregnant women who are pregnant with female fetuses!

An 18-months' study carried out by Simon Fraser University show that women with girls 'inside' them, tend to be more forgetful with frequent memory-lapses than those carrying boys.

Might be the T (testosterone) secretion surge in the sex-determenant early stages of fetal development within 1 week of implantaion?
Dumb-Mom Syndrome, or 'dumb mom' for short.
by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007
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Notwork

The network that I normally use to 'lug' along the disinformation super-hypeway!

A.k.a. WWW (World Wide Wait!)/ (Wait Wait Wait!).
Whenever the notwork hits a 'dirt-road', I just want to put my fist in my compooper!
by hammer---;, hytham April 17, 2007
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lactivists

Breast-feeding fanatics!
Lactivists wouldn't mind their NIP-s (nursing in public) seen!
by hammer---;, hytham April 12, 2007
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pastel princess

A male who wears makeup. Yes! You heard that right, metros (metrosexuals) have endless ways to display their 'gay vague' attitude by wearing 'guyliner' (guy eyeliner), or just wear 'natural make-up' (be it bronzing or mere 'facercize' to have better looks!) and aren't ashamed -- as most metrosexuals are! -- to refer to themselves as 'guy chicks', or 'mirls' (men girls)!
The average PP can be spotted at 'podules' (men beauty salons that provide hair-care, facials and massage services in designated personal booths), or at high-end organic salons that cater for its growing male customership.

Metrosexuality has given us a large lexical inheritance that , usually slips the 'gendar' (gender radar): 'Mandex', are *ahem* spandex that males can wear! 'Manties' are male panties! Hell! And if that's not insult enough for us males, then here's a 'mansserrier' (man brassier) for you moobies (man boobies)! 'Mangs' (male bags, also known as 'murses': male purses) for your shoulders! And you are set and ready to go metro-ing your gayass across town!

Metrosexual males are also known as hermaphrodudes (hermaphrodite dudues)/ homme fatales (the male version of femme fatale!)/ 'strays' (straight gays!).
The latest in an ever-growing trend of gender-flexing metrosexuality, the pastel princess is an image-weary male who has 'his' own mindset about what makes a man... a man! Not my 'mang', oops! bag!
by hammer---;, hytham April 11, 2007
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garbage imperialism

Moniker given by political writers to describe the way the devoloped Western countries treat the Third World...by shipping them their garbage (from chemically-toxic and nuclear waste to the 'innocent'-sounding medical-waste management!) and pay them much-needed US dollar in return for their 'services'!
Garbage imperialism is on the rise in countries like Iraq: I know an Iraqi friend who lives here in Jordan that specialises in MWM (Medical Waste Management), and he tells me that this is his only way to make bread in Iraq these days?! WTFF!
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exorphins

Exo ( exogenous ) + endorphins ( endogenous moprphins ):
exorphins are the brain's opiates that's found in food, outside the body -- maily in gluten-rich wheat and dairy-products. They contain opioid peptides-influencing endorphin-receptors. These peptides are physically addictive, causing dependence, asthma, obesity, apathy, ignorance and numbness.
'Zombie food', is food high in exorphins that are responisble for food addiction and compulsive eating.
by hammer---;, hytham April 11, 2007
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