Definitions by hammer---;, hytham

alchoffee 

Sacred alcohol and coffee drank together.

Many examples of get-sloshed-while-sober alchoffee can be seen in cocktails like the javatini, chocatini and various espresso cocktails.

alchoffee by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

Dolly Parton wine 

"Full-bodied at the front, but bad in taste!"

Dolly Parton wines are dime-a-dozen, and just like the cheesbutt 'cuntry' singer... they are signs of nouveau-riche blandoise.

Dolly Parton wine by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

vino verde

Also vinho verde: green wine from Portugal and Macau.

Slightly put off by its color, vino verde is not a popular wine among the vinirati.

vino verde by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

food beers 

Thick-bodied, almost chewable barley beers.
These beers come fortified naturally with anti-oxidants, carbs and vitamins, which had made them quiet popular.

Similar to food beers, are what's known as 'lively beers', espicially ales.

food beers by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

chewable liquor 

Club candy that's been around for some time known as 'chewable liquor': gelatinous lozenges that contain concentrated alcohol and are very potent.

Another club favorite similar to chewable liquor is called (rather punnigly...) AWOL:
Alcohol WithOut Liquid, which is an inhalable form of alcohol, mixed with oxygen for faster 'hit' effect.

chewable liquor by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

fruit beers 

Made from fruit like pear/ peach/ apricot/ cherry/ raspberry/ pumpkin...

Fruit beers are tasty and has 'bioavailablity'.
See also fruitini.

fruit beers by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

virgin beers 

NAs (non-alcoholic) beers, or 'non-als'.

Like their cousins the alcopops (a.k.a. poof juice), virgin beers are for the alcorexic!

virgin beers by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007