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philons

Imaginary, air-carried attractant exohormones/ pheromones.
It's a word used mainly in 'sniff therapy', a new psychotherapeutic method for couples with sexual problems, where -- basically 'sniffing' your partner's undies can fire up one's IRMs (innate releasing mechanisms: the brain-prewired mechanism for receiving chemical pheromones!).

These undetectable pheromones are thought to play a major part in what has been called the 'addiction factor': the headiness, memory and attraction caused by your partner's smell, which might play a significant role in the affinity you might have lost from either way too much 'partner familiarization' or, long-timed loss of contact!
Philons are now embedded in 'pre-odorised' underwear and manily used in the still-rising industry of 'biocosmetics', to manufacture individualized biocolognes!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
mugGet the philonsmug.

e-water

Electronic water: contains crystals that boost energy fields with left-spinning electrons that enhance the brain's function.
e-water is purported as the latest fad in a long line of bullshit.
by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007
mugGet the e-watermug.

crimaliens

Criminal aliens: illegal immigrants who cross borders in order to work illegaly and are blamed for most of new wave crimes in the host country.
-In Denmark, the Iranian/ Iraqi & Kurdish crimaliens are the only fly in the that wonderful economic bowl: they wreck, loot and rape everything that moves! And when anti-immigrant cries or anti-Islamist cartoons are used to try and portray the sense of anger and betrayal... Danes are called 'racists' and 'anit-Islamist' by the same 'cunt'ries these crimaliens came from!

-Israel -- a modern immigrants' country by its own nature -- faced a wave of Jordanian crimaliens who sneaked into its tightly-guarded borders to wreak holy havoc and disappear into thin air... that they have been called in Hebrew 'Shabachim', or ghosts!
by hammer---;, hytham April 18, 2007
mugGet the crimaliensmug.

reverse anorexia

Low self-esteem in weight-lifters (called 'exerslaves'), who lift and -- psychologically, see no gain.
Has many synonyms:
-Bigorexia.
-Muscle dysmorphia (reverse anorexia is considered one of the BDDs, or body dysmorphic disorders a.k.a. dysmorphophobia/ imagined ugliness syndrome, or dysmorphic concern).
by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
mugGet the reverse anorexiamug.

Dolly Parton wine

"Full-bodied at the front, but bad in taste!"
Dolly Parton wines are dime-a-dozen, and just like the cheesbutt 'cuntry' singer... they are signs of nouveau-riche blandoise.
by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007
mugGet the Dolly Parton winemug.

pastel princess

A male who wears makeup. Yes! You heard that right, metros (metrosexuals) have endless ways to display their 'gay vague' attitude by wearing 'guyliner' (guy eyeliner), or just wear 'natural make-up' (be it bronzing or mere 'facercize' to have better looks!) and aren't ashamed -- as most metrosexuals are! -- to refer to themselves as 'guy chicks', or 'mirls' (men girls)!
The average PP can be spotted at 'podules' (men beauty salons that provide hair-care, facials and massage services in designated personal booths), or at high-end organic salons that cater for its growing male customership.

Metrosexuality has given us a large lexical inheritance that , usually slips the 'gendar' (gender radar): 'Mandex', are *ahem* spandex that males can wear! 'Manties' are male panties! Hell! And if that's not insult enough for us males, then here's a 'mansserrier' (man brassier) for you moobies (man boobies)! 'Mangs' (male bags, also known as 'murses': male purses) for your shoulders! And you are set and ready to go metro-ing your gayass across town!

Metrosexual males are also known as hermaphrodudes (hermaphrodite dudues)/ homme fatales (the male version of femme fatale!)/ 'strays' (straight gays!).
The latest in an ever-growing trend of gender-flexing metrosexuality, the pastel princess is an image-weary male who has 'his' own mindset about what makes a man... a man! Not my 'mang', oops! bag!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
mugGet the pastel princessmug.

groin terrorist

HIV-positoids who jab infected needles in the arms, legs and other susceptible bodyparts in subway trains as an act of vengenance!
Unlike the groin terrorist, the 'gift-giver' is someone with what has been called 'compassionate access': willingness to give his disease to those who ask for it! Crazy, ya think? Well, some people love to contract AIDS by will an are called the 'bug-chasers'!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
mugGet the groin terroristmug.

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