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Former Soviet-Union states and Eastern European republics that made their own counter-versions of the people's Red Revolution. Here's a list:
-Velvet: Czech Republic (1989).
-Rose: former-Russia state Georgia (2003).
-Orange: former-Russia state Ukraine (2004). Also called the 'Chestnut' revolution.
-Tulip: former-Russia state Kyrgystan (2005).
The Arab world has its own kind of color revolutions:
-Purple: Iraq's 2005 1st elections.
-Cedar: Lebanon's end of the Syrian 'occupation' or military prescence in 2005.
by hammer---;, hytham April 15, 2007
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Menopause + Porsche:
This strange coinage refers to the fictional symptoms experienced by rich, urban middle-aged men who try to fight off a mid-life crisis onset, by lavishly buying a speedster car (the Porsche is one good example!), ride in it and drive off the anxiety and lack of motivation one goes through in his 40s!
Other related words to menoporsche:

-andropause/ viropause: the scientific name/s given to the 'male-deficit disorder' or MDD.
-ADAM: androgen-defeciency in ageing males.
-TMS: testosterone-minute syndrome.
-IMS: irritable male syndrome.
-HSD: hypoactive sexual desire.
-ISD: inhibited sexual desire.
by hammer---;, hytham April 11, 2007
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Bag-handlers for the ultra-rich.
Grips are always following the stars at the shopping mall to cater for their every beck and call!
by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007
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Name that means 'stark white', or albino in Indonesian, thrown generously at foreigners.
Hatred has no ends when it comes to Indonesian people and their xenophobic bias against English expats (or, 'bules' in the local vernacular), who try to hoist a country out of the shitpile that's called Islamist fundamentalism in Indonesia!
by hammer---;, hytham April 12, 2007
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Fresh-squeezed juices are a hoax: they lack the natural fiber that fruit has which can render them 70-60% less bioavailable.
Fruitarians had it almost right, but they also miss direly on other important nutrients not already available in fruit/vegs.
Funny thing is the way them vegetards sometimes cross the line of sanity in dealing with their dietary habits: there is first off, the fruitarian who eats raw fruit/vegs. The juicetarian (also called liquitarian), who only allows fruit-and-veg-based beverages and water! Then again, some might disapprove of this all together and only drink water (called aquatarians/ waterians) and die from extreme malnutrition!
But the most ga-ga of them all is the pseudospiritual, sectarian-cum-vegetarian 'Breatharians': "people free of any need to eat or drink."
Huh!

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by hammer---;, hytham May 3, 2007
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Girl Next Door: sexy!... yet plain, charming, attractive and smart!
GND is evrey man's boyifesto (boyhood manifesto)!
by hammer---;, hytham April 11, 2007
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Imaginary, air-carried attractant exohormones/ pheromones.
It's a word used mainly in 'sniff therapy', a new psychotherapeutic method for couples with sexual problems, where -- basically 'sniffing' your partner's undies can fire up one's IRMs (innate releasing mechanisms: the brain-prewired mechanism for receiving chemical pheromones!).

These undetectable pheromones are thought to play a major part in what has been called the 'addiction factor': the headiness, memory and attraction caused by your partner's smell, which might play a significant role in the affinity you might have lost from either way too much 'partner familiarization' or, long-timed loss of contact!
Philons are now embedded in 'pre-odorised' underwear and manily used in the still-rising industry of 'biocosmetics', to manufacture individualized biocolognes!
by hammer---;, hytham April 11, 2007
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