hal's definitions

912

the real number for emergencies... if you're a stonecutter.

"and don't bother dialing 911 anymore. here's the real number (912)."

by hal March 21, 2004

coitus interruptus

sexual practice in which the penis is withdrawn prior to ejaculation to prevent the deposit of sperm into the vagina

my girlfriend sprang coitus interruptus on me the other night when she was riding me cowgirl style and i ended up with a belly full of sperm.

by hal March 25, 2004

RicheyJames

misanthrope, curmudgeon, Bad Tempered Young Man

I was going to wish you happy birthday but I was afraid I might get RicheyJamesed for it.

by hal September 16, 2004

yarn

Fibre. Natural or synthetic, for example wool, nylon. Often found as one continuous thread bound into a ball, used for knitting.

"the damn kittens got my ball of yarn! how am i going to knit my leg warmers now!"

by hal October 13, 2003

snod

falling asleep during the performing of cunnilingus

I pissed my girlfriend off when I took a snod during foreplay.

by hal February 4, 2004

hater-aid

Tyrell Gumbs-Frater

Tyrell Gumbs-Frater drinks hater-aid for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by hal December 27, 2020

zot

A term for a black person.

The Bronx area of New York has a lot of Zots living in it.

by Hal November 23, 2003