guru's definitions

bluenail

Slang for female customer service person who is usually more concerned with their fingernail polish then your customer satisfaction. Usually unsatisfied with their "career" so it comes out in their lack of care/energy for the work their supposed to be doing.

Pffft , that computer operator just told me "she too busy right now to assist me with the issue" , what a bluenail.



I am not calling support , everytime I call I get a bluenail. I'd rather disconnect my service. Then deal with her...

by guru February 8, 2005

sheebz

To sheebz - the act of building, upgrading or improving an object (usually a car) with excessive amounts of gaffa tape and zip ties.

A practical application of Sheebz for the upgrade of a car exhaust.

Simple sheebzology tells us that more noise = more power.
Therefore, more noise + (milo tin x wank value)over Y (where Y is equal to
exhaust diameter = ye olde shit tins more power.

by Guru March 14, 2004

munkus

To lose a colon. Or to be attacked by small colon dwelling gnomes.

Ahhhh man, the doctor munkus'd me. I can no longer poo properly. :(

by GuRu December 2, 2003

foshizzled

To politically screw someone/a party up twice. A sure screwing, fucking up a party's political aspirations. George Bus and Ken star are two big foshizzlers. Democrat party was foshizzled(twice for sho)

Bushboy and Dizzle's party was foshizzled again. The state of Florida foshizzled the democrats again. Blaze and Bubus are big time foshizzlers

by Guru February 10, 2005

southern shandy drinking ponce

Ponce from the south of England who don't half talk funny and drinks lady-drinks!

SharpAsKnifes

by guru July 17, 2003

TREllis

A fat smelly slag, often used for free mcdonalds supplies.

Tom-arse.

by Guru August 21, 2003

yoggles

jamesog slapping Guru being.

* Yoggles slaps jamesog

by guru December 27, 2003