gunkglumb's definitions

shag

1) Anything a bored male does to while away time. Smoking, boozing, watching porn and especially masturbating are all different forms of shagging.
2) The semen ejaculated after masturbation

1) Its the vacs now, so who wouldn't shag all day long?
2) Damn, my fucking shag messed up the window.

by Gunkglumb June 8, 2005

Gotey

Slang for balls, nuts, marbels, you know.
Kicking someone here can give a terminal shock.

abbe gotey hey ki nahin?

by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005

funky

The word stupid dandies use instead of the word cool.

hey cool is such a funky word man...

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

silicon valley

Pamela anderson's cleavage.

this is actually an old stupid joke

by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005

Compact disk

A compact disk is the long form of a CD. It's that circular thing with a silvery backside that contains all the music/movies/data/shit/porn that you downloaded from the net is usually stored. It is what you call the principle portable data storage method for the late twentieth century. A CD comes in two sizes, the larger CD has a capacity of 700 MB, or 80 minutes of sound, and the smaller ones have a capacity of 185 MB, or 21 minutes of sound. There are three kinds of CDs. PRe-recorded CDs that comes with software / music / data already burnt in. CD-Rs where you get to burn data, and CD-RW where you get to burn as well aas erase data. As of now, portable data storage is changing over to flash drives and DVDs.

Bruning compact disks can be fun. Either way that you take it.

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

Fax

1) Stands for the machine that sends a fax
2) Stands for the textual matter sent as seen on paper over cables.

Usually used to transfer documetns that require signatures and actual handwriting over a network.
Also used to send pictures and stuff that needs to be printed out on the other side anyway.
Also used by bored office workers to widely distribute copies of photocopied butt.

turn off the fax machine, we don't need any more copies of THAT.

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005

Cock

Short form of a shuttle-cock, used to play badminton.

Phrases commonly heard during badminton practice include
1) Pay attention to the cock
2) Pass me the cock
3) Smash the cock
3) Did you get a cock?
4) Give the cock back
5) The cock was on your side
6) This cock is mine
7) This cock spins a lot
8) this cock is worn through, go get a new cock
9) Whack the cock as high as you can

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005