blahg

A blog with absolutely no information and a lot of random bitching. It has zero content, is not remotely funny, but has pages and pages of it. Its a blog that goes like blah blah blah blah blah.
Know Balan? He has such a blahg.
by gunkglumb April 20, 2006
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Cock

Short form of a shuttle-cock, used to play badminton.
Phrases commonly heard during badminton practice include
1) Pay attention to the cock
2) Pass me the cock
3) Smash the cock
3) Did you get a cock?
4) Give the cock back
5) The cock was on your side
6) This cock is mine
7) This cock spins a lot
8) this cock is worn through, go get a new cock
9) Whack the cock as high as you can
by Gunkglumb June 06, 2005
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flush and run

A flush and run is a hand in the game of royal flush, where you get three cards of the same color that are consecutive.
This is the second most potent hand in the game, after the royal flush itself.
An king, a queen and a jack, and I had one of the best flush and runs ever!
by Gunkglumb June 06, 2005
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darling

A sweetheart. A hubbie. A very close friend.
Lonely rivers aka unchained melody. oh.... my love... my darling... I hunger for your touch...
by Gunkglumb June 02, 2005
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avatar

1) An incarnation of a diety or a supernatural being in the physical world.
2) A digital representation of a person who lives only through the internet.
1) The Kalki avatar of Sri Krishna is going to wreck havoc when he comes.
2) Any old yahoo! avatar
by Gunkglumb May 23, 2005
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randomness

any old bunch of crap that is thrown in together.
The froogle search showed a cat's hair mop that my bitch of an aunt refused to eat because her kitten's doctor had advised her against watching the new video by the old age hooligans. the Pharoas of egypt have taken their mobile phones and are now trying to felch a metaphysical representation of julius ceasar. the plaides have come down in the form of angels who aim to supplement the inorganic growth of tea pods because 1337 people have extended the antenna for maximum reception. The bottle is made biger by the magnifying glass or so one would think if the 14 presidents of the USA were real people. Fast track my mind into the vortex of immeasureable humanity so that the profane expressions of a rabid pundit can be tolerated by the mad goose that sits and chatters about the greater influences of butterflies on the phooning snow leopards of the sahara. A sting in the bing is a cool aria soundtrack where the jet planes all crashed into the mounds of the seven dead kings. I am drinking some whater now and if this goes on any longer you will get fucking irritated. frooling brooling grogs fet comb muck chigga wigga niche hournalism jet got goat froom pas quibejivemenns jsjjgoo sdoifjoidhfogi sdnfduoifhguoisdjfgj sdf sjkfidshfosjfdoiasfsdf coksllsjjsk cocksuckers.
by Gunkglumb June 05, 2005
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flush

the short form of a flush, or a hand in the game of royal flush.
I couldn't believe my luck when I got the winning flush!
by Gunkglumb June 06, 2005
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