gumba gumba's definitions

on the take

Being bribed to look the other way when the briber commits a crime or show favour to the briber despite his shortcomings.

"The police don't give a shit because they're all on the take" said the drunk.

by Gumba Gumba August 5, 2004

paradise city

(n.) Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home
(oh, won't you please take me home) x2

Just a' urchin livin' under the street
I'm a hard case that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case
So buy me somethin' to eat
I'll pay you at another time
Take it to the end of the line

Ragz to richez or so they say
Ya gotta-keep pushin' for the fortune and fame
It's all a gamble when it's just a game
Ya treat it like a capital crime
Everybody's doin' their time

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh wont you please take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home

Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
Why I'm here I can't quite remember
The surgeon general says it's hazardous to breathe
I'd have another cigarette but I can't see
Tell me who you're gonna believe

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh wont you please take me home, yeah!

So far away
So far away
So far away
So far away

Captain America's been torn apart
Now he's a court jester with a broken heart
He said-
Turn me around and take me back to the start
I must be losin' my mind-
"Are you blind?"
I've seen it all a million times

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh won't you please take me home

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh wont you please take me home, home

I wanna go
I wanna go
Oh wont you please take me home
I wanna see
I wanna see
Oh won't you please take me home

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home, yeah

Take me down
Take me down
Oh won't you please take me home
I wanna see
I wanna see
Oh won't you please take me home

I wanna see
I wanna see
Take me home

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
OH, won't you please take me home, yeah

Take me down
I wanna go
Oh won't you please take me home

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

liquid assets

(n.) Assets owned by a person or organisation that can quickly be redeemed for cash (This also includes cash and bank balance).

Debtors do not count as liquid assets because there is no garuantee that cash can be recieved from the.

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

fake id

wholly


(n.) A false identification, a pseudonym, an alias.

mostly

(n.) A card that falsely claims the bearer is older than he or she is to enable priveleges such as alcohol or 'baccy.

I was going to show them a fake id but he just gave the stuff to me so I paid for it and walked out. Only bouncers actually give a shit about identification.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

cloak and dagger

(adj.) Secretive, hidden on pain of death from all who don't need to know about it.

This is a cloak and dagger operation. If I told you about it, I am obliged to kill you, and make it look like suicide.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

smoke

Any activity in which smoke comes from the "smoker" or which resembles smoking a cigarette.

To smoke 'em all - to use a firearm to kill


To smoke salmon - salmon is smoked for extra flavour/longevity

To smoke a cigarette- To inhale 'baccy and exhale it for relaxing effect.

To smoke a cock - see head

to smoke a car- to leave a car in the smoke of your car.

by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004

ratard

A word I made up that now means someone who resembles a rat (big teeth etc.) and who is stupid.

Andrew Bray, you're a ratard... MASTER SPLINTER!!!!!

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004