(n.) Greasy turkish food that, unlike the north american 'taco' does not encourage rapid bowel movement, which in turn results in rapid foot movement to a sanitation area. Favoured by inhabitants of essex, England.
mmm, kebab!
by Gumba Gumba June 02, 2004
Area 52 was ok.
by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004
One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.
Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?
Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.
*Andrew hits baby seal*
Me-Looks like you went oob there.
*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*
Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber
Me-Have it your way...
*hits hippy and seal*
Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.
*Andrew hits baby seal*
Me-Looks like you went oob there.
*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*
Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber
Me-Have it your way...
*hits hippy and seal*
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
(n.) A rather lame British game played by eight year old girls. With one rule change and a bigger playing area this effiminate game of skill and control becomes america's biggest sport, played by tall geeks and black homosexuals.
Netball, a girls game, became basketball
Rounders, a girls game, became baseball
rugby, an excellent game for real men, was adopted by repressed homos and called football, named after a very popular sport.
Rounders, a girls game, became baseball
rugby, an excellent game for real men, was adopted by repressed homos and called football, named after a very popular sport.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
When expelled from an area for bad behaviour, this phrase is said by Ali G fans who wish to mock those who play the race card. Note: this is to be used for comical effect by white people.
Speaker:"The MP for Staines is to be removed from the house"
Ali G:"Is it coz i iz black?"
--probably misqouted from ali g indahouse
Ali G:"Is it coz i iz black?"
--probably misqouted from ali g indahouse
by Gumba Gumba August 04, 2004
(n.) A long time standing wwf/wwe wrestler who has competed and won in just about every match style ever. Used to be scary then became a biker, which sucked. he's now gone back to being the phenom, and has pioneered such moves as the chokeslam, tombstone piledriver and the last ride.
The Undertaker is 6'10" and around 330lbs.
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
You can go for the hot chick, or you can try and get a new car from that fat chick by eating her out, whatever floats your boat.
by Gumba Gumba May 17, 2004