Definitions by gumba gumba
Einstein
Sarcastic term of praise handed to someone who deducts the obvious and makes sure as many people as possible recognise that they have pointed out the obvious, in an attempt to sound intelligent.
See also: Rocket scientist
See also: Rocket scientist
Hey, that car's on fire!
Oh look at the fucking Albert Einstein! As if we didn't notice the huge flames, the explosion that we heard so decided to run here etc. Idiot.
Oh look at the fucking Albert Einstein! As if we didn't notice the huge flames, the explosion that we heard so decided to run here etc. Idiot.
Einstein by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
Fiat
Italys largest car producer, which makes cheap, economic cars for people who don't mind if their car gets keyed or is even in an accident. The crude engine will carry on regardless. Makes around a thousand a day in comparison to Ferrari's 0-13 per day.
Fiat by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
HM the Queen.
HM by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
monty
Common name given to British Military genius, Field Marshall Bernard Law Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein (and of Hindhead).
Monty outwitted Erwin Rommel, the "Desert Fox" at El Alamein, and won WWII in North Africa.
Monty outwitted Erwin Rommel, the "Desert Fox" at El Alamein, and won WWII in North Africa.
monty by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
HRH
The Queen wanted to reduce the number of HRH's from 39 to 12. Princess Diana was willing to abndon the title.
HRH by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
phone sex
With A's ear pressed firmly against the headset, and B's penis pounding their headset, person B's penis will majiklee enter the head of person A, giving them, quite literally, a mindfucking experience.
phone sex by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
race mixer
One of purebred race who actively seeks to have children with people of another race. This term is generally used by racists to refer to one they believed "sold out on their own"
race mixer by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004